Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, it's me, it's Uncle Pete. Come on.
- All we need to do is respect the pause. - That doesn't work.
I got him fair and square.
"Oh, Andre, is that too hot for you?
...but you're really doing well and I'm happy for you.
Finally. Jesus.
Me? You don't trust me?
I am sending you a fruit basket, sir. Thank you.
...that Taco is in my kitchen blanching carrots...
- Watch it. - Just go.
I once had a policeman...
You know what you can bring is a condom...
He means, oh, yeah.
Get all single men out of here. Anyone with communicable diseases.
If it was a boy, we wanted to name it Cale.
In case you have to battle-rap someone?
I wanna be with you guys. I wanna be on the party bus.
...pull me over just to see whether or not he should start Kurt Warner...
Those guys, you know what they say?
- He's beautiful. - He is.
I gotta go, man. I can't talk to you, it's...
I don't know. Found it in the back.
You're the glue that holds the whole group together.
- Thank you very much. - Oh, I'll show you where it is.
She's on the 10. She's on the five, she's reaching.
You're not gonna keep on making jokes?
- Don't tell anybody. - I'm not gonna tell anyone.
- What are you talking about? - I'm telling you, since the days of Lombardi.
- What? - I love Cale. Can I pet him?
And it's been the best three weeks of my life.
You mean that the semen's dissolving all the enamel?
You know what I just realized?
Hey, you guys are unbelievable.
Questionable, what does that mean? No one knows what that means.
- You know this number? - Yes, sir.
Kort in that other League
You're the centerpiece.
...to watch the games at my house and have a meal provided by my lovely wife.
Foot rubs are my specialty.
- How you doing, baby? - Mmm.
And you know what I've been doing is I've been sowing and now I'm reaping.