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Joshie!
I know just where I'm putting this.
pajama-pantsin' with the co-eds,
Fan out in a line!
Oof. They sound pissed.
you've been dying to do?
They're not trained for this! They're just campus security!
Good with the frisbee.
Now, before we go out there, let's take off our riot gear.
Uncle Stan.
Get him.
and the kids will all go back to their dorms.
(Distorted roaring)
Oh, you weren't kidding!
You mean that 4-foot-tall professor
Sweet.
Smith, kids don't want to be friends with old farts.
Aah! This is happening!
who started last week?
by the bristly dewberry bush.
Well, I hope you'll enjoy your stay.
Officer Smith, what is your current tactical situation?
Oh, just curious -- how did you hear about us?
That sounds reasonable.
Can they hear me?
I thought I did. I mean to say it.
No, no, wait!
I apologize for calling your entire unit unprofessional.
and since it's not going to be my hover-throne polisher...
You wrote them all.
in my car!
is in violation of Code 33-A, so write 'em up.