Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What pirate? I didn't hire a pirate.

stay around was a bad idea.

for my darling?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, not for long.

I need this to be your best writing, Jane.

You're not getting a dime! Get out or...

before I gave you a cent.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know!

Personally, I think it should be a national holiday.

Perhaps, but that could take months,

Does he still love me?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And from one nightmare to another.

So much for keeping

But Mommy said you weren't coming and Bisa was.

Jane, are you there?

Hope that's okay.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And suddenly, friends,

I thought my shift started at 10:00, but I was on at 9:00.

You can stay here, for now.

To Jorge. To Jorge!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I agree, she should get some rest

because tomorrow, when Jane finds out

So sorry, hon. I can't imagine how horrible you must feel.

but I was drunk when I did it,

I forgot about Grandparents' Day at Mateo's school.

I have to pick up Rafael.

I just wish somebody would tell me what to do.

But alas, she had other priorities.

You just kissed the new lead agent

Hey. So, uh, how did the visit go

I feel like things are getting back to normal.

when they want maximum emotional impact.

Sorry, didn't see you there.

or sheer coincidence, Jane saw him.

JANE: Everything has changed.

Look, I want you to take the lead here,

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: How about straight up?

and after, she mailed those divorce papers.

Then you need to help me figure out what to write back to J.R.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Actually, she pushed it out the window.

I plagiarized that last part from a letter

J.R., I mean it,

Yes, I did pretend to be blind

Exactly, Steve, and...

Not my finest hour.

of the kids speaking about their grandparents.

But on the other hand, it's not that simple.

and I didn't want to make a life-altering decision