Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You cannot stay here, Mother.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Actually, friends,

You and Petra? Damn!

divorce Michael, stay with Rafael.

What are you looking at, Parrot?

I bought you a new jacket to wear.

and something just disappeared

Ugh, I'm sorry.

And then, nothing. She didn't write back.

I have Earl Grey, and you loved Earl Grey first.

I know that I can't be happy without you."

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, that's got to be a

He jumped off the roof, so I jumped, and then, crack!

Do you need anything else?

Ellie, wait. I need money.

so beautiful to look at for my last session.

Look, if you think of an inspiring, romantic,

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Maybe a little too much like old times.

No. No, no, no, no...

when she saw that way he looked at her,

Peer pressure.You could've died.

Exactly. Michael's your past, Rafael is your future.

But she's not gonna change.

you're not so disappointed I'm not someone else.

And you really don't need to sleep here.

And he loves me, too.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, look right, Jane, look right.

PETRA: Where the hell is Jane?

I have breast cancer.

P... Permanently?

my worst nightmare was turning into my mother;

Jane, stop sending me to voice mail.

Well, it depends.

and I am so happy that you sent in the divorce papers.

I'm about to leave for the open house

You can't abandon your poor mother.

Then why were you gonna leave?

will not let her own mother sit here

Nobody will give me clear advice,

Which brings us here, now.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, come on!

Really, Lorenzo Lamas?Truly.

It was very distressing. Every mother's worst nightmare.

Mommy! Michael came back from the dead!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But Xo couldn't help her