Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But a condom full of heroin exploded in my stomach,

then I'd forget about my stupid hang-ups

Everything that you just said is fun stuff I can't do now.

I know it seems like you're just having fun,

Goddamn millennials!

Opening unlocked doors and going outside

I miss Russ so much.

What a disaster.

You're not gonna do that.

and, uh, have a nice selection of pastries for him.

I've been filling my days with the most awful things.

Under the steamroller!

I told myself I would do anything to get this gig,

Also, why is one of your shoes a cut-open beach ball?

- Streaming residuals... - Wait! Sesame Street!

And it was worse than I could have imagined.

Well, I'm off to bed, Titus.

What? No. Who's this?

shove cookies in my mouth without chewing.

Don't sign anything until you have someone with glasses look at it.

Don't let anyone see that.

you guys must be dying to... touch butts?

A divorce so he can get remarried.

your views on Italians?

Medical results, rejected Costco applications,

Text and tell him you've been in an accident.

That sometimes works.

Tomorrow at 7:00 a.m., you can find Mr. Dufrene

I spent the last 24 hours on the phone with that sicko.

Thanks for helping me move into Sesame Street, Mr. Frumpus.

I feel like that 12-year-old

Bobby, sweetie,

- So he'll be single? - Oh!

Oh, no! Here come accident!