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Anyway, this Honda cr-v is an lx. It's got low mileage.
I can't get rid of this car.
You should've seen Schneider. The other parents were obsessed.
Uh, the 60?
But as a crusade, yes.
What? It's true.
You wouldn't think you want a warm butt... but you totally do.
And it wasn't safe in the house.
It's happenin', Alvarez.
- Mom, today was the best day. - Ooh!
You owe me $30.
It'll probably be 20 minutes before a tow-truck gets here.
It's the end of the month and it's the best time to negotiate.
♪ undo this hurt that you caused ♪
Mmm-hmm. I could use a fill-in like nobody's business.
'Cause Mrs. resnick kind of smells like a gas leak in Hawaii.
Until, finally, one night, I had to take those keys away from him...
low mileage, no upsell, for the bluebook price,
Zero interesting words.
So, what should we do to pass the time?
Then why are you lyin' about that guy being your husband?
How was the crusade today?
- Oh, sorry. - No, it's okay.
I'm sorry to bring it up.
- Husband? - I was gonna say "dad," but sure...
What?
they are quoted a higher price.
She taught me how to salsa. She was amazing.
I already sold you the car.
Uh-huh.
That's what I said, sheet.
I'm just saying, I got tricks to get people on my side.
I tell it like it is.
Hey! Get off your cousin this instant! Penelope pulls Jack off a sobbing Elena.
Great! That's so great! We're gonna go tomorrow, okay?
Who turned on the ac?
Okay, well, what exactly needs replacing?