Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you bringing to the table?

Yeah, but by now I bet Mr. resnick's traded her in for a younger model.

But seriously, though, I feel like I got a really good deal.

You're older than me.

Damn it, that's a montblanc!

and I pushed myself outside my comfort zone.

I'm trying to buy a car,

You were in the army!

You keep him in the trunk now?

and then I went to collect on some bottles that I had saved.

- Arm candy. I hear ya. - Yeah.

I'm in this women's veterans group.

He even wrote our initials in a little heart on the bill.

Or the sheet will hit the fan.

Well, abuelita, I guess you're my new hero.

I looked it up!

Car salesmen are scary.

I've been hanging them all over the neighborhood.

I can't believe it.

That's what you got from that story?

I still have it somewhere.

Five-star safety rating, abs...

My soon to be ex.

Everyone saw me in Schneider's range rover and thought I was a total pimp!

Well, I'm feeling pretty good,

I don't want you to have to go into my college fund.

We're not married, I'm sorry.

We drove off on our honeymoon in this old lady.

That's my husband.

'cause I spent all last night

I am a total stereotype.

He got sent on some difficult deployments,

Oh, how is Hector?