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Which is different than ex,
I talked to fascinating people,
We are so late. Just try.
This is supposed to make your skin glow.
Hey, they also gotta see that you didn't just get out of a women's prison.
I can't believe I gave you 40 bucks for that thing.
Actually, I do.
There's a part of you that actually thinks the world stopped dancing
"Experienced latina will make your body do things you didn't know it could"?
Congrats on the new car, Alvarez.
Yeah, but the good news is you're getting a new car, right?
It was terrible.
'cause I ain't no punk! Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay, mom, this is not just a car anymore.
Mi vida, it's not that bad.
I was a driver and gunner in Baghdad.
♪ when you walked out the door and walked out of my life ♪
'Course you can, you just need to do a little research.
I need to get a new phone number.
because someone took my kidneys.
And we were happy.
I think it's time, Alvarez.
I am a badass!
Got a lot of memories in here.
Pardon me a second.
Oh, I know.
- It's hard to find women who get me. - Oh, me, too.
Just yesterday, I took the bus to the farmer's market
You know, sometimes I'll get in early and hang out with the mechanics
The fuel Gauge is broken, so you're gonna have to trust me on that.
I need a male presence to pretend to be my...