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Um, I'm gonna-- I gotta get back to work.
♪ For good
but the only pair left in the store
- That'll do, pig. - Excuse me?
I never would've met my boyfriend.
Like, you can't hold them in your hand.
- An I-9? Thank you.
so I will just say, "See you in California."
- That's-- that's probably it.
- It is. - You just kept pushing.
during that town hall meeting.
- You know, for me, this has always just been a job.
I feel like I can pull them off.
and it's just a little overwhelming.
- Ah! Ha ha!
and now you're gonna be together forever--
And that's still gonna be the case, but...
Oh, we could have a double wedding.
- Want me to start talking trash about her?
Do you wanna marry me? Yes or no?
It just-- - Yeah, no, I mean, I loved it.
- Yeah, no, I-- that's what I meant.
- For drugs. - No, no drugs.
It wasn't-- it wasn't that.
I know it's kind of unusual.
It's just...don't you also sort of feel like,
- Understood. Good luck.
And what if it doesn't work out?
- Okay, thank you.
Wait a couple years.
so I think I may have to resort to the night shift.