Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I cast it anyway because this game is stupid.

major skill points assigned to intellect and perception.

The guard laughs.

whatever this is.

Because you-- WHAT!?

I already have the best name in the universe.

So, your character's name...

Why are you doing this? You're the worst!

I hope you like AWESOME GAMES!

WELL GUESS WHAT, SASSAFRAS!

Stop messing with us, we want--!

And not just because you get to bask in my greatness.

Ha. If he messes with us, I'll turn that Yeti into confetti.

I bet you boys have big plans. Right, Spike?

Oh, this game is insufferable!

In fact, clear the whole evening.

and that I make you cooler just by being around me?

Sand like powdered sugar.

So shall we hop to it?

This kinda hurts. Like, real pain!

Uh no, no, actually that's not what I meant to say.

Sounds just as miserable as the other options, so fine.

And so it came to pass, the magician and black knight

Nnope! Nnope! Nnope!