Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

First things first: you've got to create a character. Name?
Nope! I brought Yeti food.
let them come over, please, please, please!
...so your claws grow leaves and transform into parsnips.
Captain Wuzz it is!
Because I'm me, and you're you.
Eeyup.
Oh this is an easy one. Who am I?
or as we call him "The Squizard."
Oh, get on with it.
I mean, you're kind of a weirdo.
you were just standing there, all alone.
What class are you, Captain Wuzz?
Because we felt bad for you!
It is real...in our imagination.
Do you want to, I don't know... hang out?
Good.
Fear not. Your romantic delusions are safe with me.
Of course it is! Spiketopia will be mine!
This spell here. I transform him into a parsnip.
RUN!
and Rarity shall be my pride!