Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, get on with it.
Captain Wuzz it is!
Oh this is an easy one. Who am I?
...so your claws grow leaves and transform into parsnips.
and Rarity shall be my pride!
let them come over, please, please, please!
Because we felt bad for you!
This spell here. I transform him into a parsnip.
RUN!
It is real...in our imagination.
Good.
Because I'm me, and you're you.
Do you want to, I don't know... hang out?
Nope! I brought Yeti food.
or as we call him "The Squizard."
Fear not. Your romantic delusions are safe with me.
I mean, you're kind of a weirdo.
First things first: you've got to create a character. Name?
Of course it is! Spiketopia will be mine!
What class are you, Captain Wuzz?
you were just standing there, all alone.
Eeyup.