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Hey, we all contributed.
when you couldn't reach that creepy Santa Claus gravy boat
Ah, he's not good at everything. Math class. Go.
♪ Connected by our new view And perspective ♪
- ♪ He has no joints ♪ - ♪ Come on, people, you're killing me ♪
but it does cause intense foot pain for several days.
♪ 'Cause I was able to do it ♪
- ♪ From a new angle ♪ - ♪ Lookee, I got a B ♪
Ah! What's that? What did you just say?
♪ Come along It's real smooth sailing, I know ♪
♪ I'm great like a hypotenuse ♪
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Great.
Gout ready, it's gout of this world.
♪ Some giant ducks give us thumbs-up ♪
Uh… Mmm.
Don't "your meat loaf is wonderful" me. But, honestly, thank you for saying that.
♪ From a new angle, I knew it ♪
♪ He has no joints ♪
♪ Diameter ♪
Who are you? The word police?
I turned at angles no model sailboat has ever turned before.
Speaking of baby steps,
I guess things are back to normal.
Maybe. Or maybe it's just what we need to win a medal. No crank, no rank.
You ready for the big test?
- This stepladder screams "us," right? - Oh, yeah. I'd step on that.
Well, it seems you both have a case of gout.
The editor wants to run another one next week.
I'm sorry, my contact has gone dark.
♪ Geometry, won't you set me free? ♪
My cousin in Connecticut does model sailboating,
[sighs] I got a D on my geometry homework.
♪ I finally found the thing I'm no good at ♪
Question: When you were skipping school and racing,
In Bitsy's case, I'm surprised she ever doesn't have gout.
But I'm glad you're here because I need that trophy and my cousin's approval.
Wow, I think I'm actually going insane.