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Hey, Miles.
[both moan]
[man] And if you can't handle that,
Count it, Sterling. [clears throat]
All right, I'll come.
My bail bondsman. My bail bondswoman...
-He beat up that poor woman. -We should have known.
Oh. Ha!
Shhhit.
[clears throat] Yeah. Yeah, here and there. Yeah, sometimes--
Vehicular-ly inclined.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
-Tell him you'll go on a date with him. -[groans]
What...
Shit. Shit. Shit.
-Are you sure? -Yeah.
[handcuffs clicking]
-I am not Vin Diesel. -[gunfire]
It's so baller.
Oh, um...
-No, ma'am. -Maybe.
Misinformation.
Oh, nice move, goalie.
Dope.
You mean you boned, but slower?
-Okay, dude. -[Jennings chuckles]
I want to say, Jessica?
But not like inside me,
John Stevens, dude.
if the prostitute is super into it?
Hey.
Owen's, like, spooky hot.
♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪
-Um... -Okay.
her star Fellowship leader was spreading her legs for Luke Creswell
But, what if 2,500 doesn't cover it?
No, I will not sing.
Or come in.
and I've been doing it much longer than you have,
Gotta get this... [mumbling]
And put that hair in a bun or somethin'. Fix it up.
Dear Lord, please take away
-Oh. Hey, babe. -Hey.
How the hell are we gonna find out where he went?
Check your phone. Shit!
You don't have to sign who it's from.
You know something? You're right.
Be a lying slut.
-Okay. -See ya. Uh, I go-- I got golf.
Yeah, Bowser, so you must of... had some misinformation.
we're just gonna go ahead and--
I hate her dumb bitch face but... yeah.
I know, shocker. The slutty twin actually having feelings for somebody,
Okay, but we do need to move on.
Uh...
Oh.
-Sorry. -In your vagina?
to cheat on your wife with a prostitute and then beat her up?
He beat up a prostitute.
Since you cornered him,
Oh, you do not interrupt me when I'm talking to you--!