Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I need a big house with a white picket fence

[whispering] Shit.

We're having you arrested.

You do not want to mess with me, honey.

Could you shut the fuck up?

-Owen Caruthers. -Yeah. Chase Holten.

Letting John Stevens walk around free of judgment?

That is my bad, man.

Okay, buck teeth. Put your hands on the car.

By the way, your mama has six unpaid parking tickets.

Hold on a minute!

I'm a fruit ninja.

People's faith in gossip is stronger than their faith in the Almighty.

♪ You are greater than me ♪

There's nothing here.

[chuckling] Yeah, okay, then.

No, her hand's... Her hand's here.

Ooh, Abril. Wow. Okay--

By the way, my name is Blair, bitch.

Can't believe I even broke a sweat.

[cell phone bleeps]

-Sure. -[chuckles] Okay.

What about April ruining your Christian reputation?

Another great thing is the hours are flexible

The hell are you doing?

Feel free to come by here any time to say hi.

I got some personal shit to take care of.

I wish I could help.

What about Fellowship?

So, we're here in protest. Okay?

...and delivering him to jail in your janked up truck.

[cell phone bleeps]

-but let's keep this private. -[car door shuts]

Okay. Enough with the Black history, Reverend Al Sharpton. I get it.

-We'll have you arrested. -What?

My spirit is so heavy for those pequito niños.

Cayden! Cayden!

Here they come.

Um... Do you have any more jobs?

-I've literally never been hungrier. -[groans]

Uh... I'll see you--

They're racist.

and I'm pretty sure you want to give the same gift to your future husband,

He's slicker than a can of oil.

[school bell rings]

It can't be April's dad. There's gotta be a bajillion John Stevenses.

She'd have one more thing to pray about, that's for sure.

It is beautiful.

-Whether he did it-- -Or she...

Please! Pretty please! Play along!

-[boy] Bye! -[Luke clears his throat]