Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's slicker than a can of oil.

Cayden! Cayden!

Hold on a minute!

People's faith in gossip is stronger than their faith in the Almighty.

Could you shut the fuck up?

And I need a big house with a white picket fence

Letting John Stevens walk around free of judgment?

There's nothing here.

Please! Pretty please! Play along!

Ooh, Abril. Wow. Okay--

It is beautiful.

-Sure. -[chuckles] Okay.

Can't believe I even broke a sweat.

-[boy] Bye! -[Luke clears his throat]

The hell are you doing?

Um... Do you have any more jobs?

[school bell rings]

By the way, your mama has six unpaid parking tickets.

My spirit is so heavy for those pequito niños.

-We'll have you arrested. -What?

...and delivering him to jail in your janked up truck.

No, her hand's... Her hand's here.

-Whether he did it-- -Or she...

Okay. Enough with the Black history, Reverend Al Sharpton. I get it.

What about April ruining your Christian reputation?

-but let's keep this private. -[car door shuts]

Feel free to come by here any time to say hi.

I'm a fruit ninja.

By the way, my name is Blair, bitch.

[chuckling] Yeah, okay, then.

-Owen Caruthers. -Yeah. Chase Holten.

[cell phone bleeps]

[cell phone bleeps]

Uh... I'll see you--

Another great thing is the hours are flexible

You do not want to mess with me, honey.

I got some personal shit to take care of.

What about Fellowship?

She'd have one more thing to pray about, that's for sure.

[whispering] Shit.

-I've literally never been hungrier. -[groans]

So, we're here in protest. Okay?

We're having you arrested.

♪ You are greater than me ♪

That is my bad, man.

I wish I could help.

Here they come.

Okay, buck teeth. Put your hands on the car.

It can't be April's dad. There's gotta be a bajillion John Stevenses.

They're racist.

and I'm pretty sure you want to give the same gift to your future husband,