Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Five thousand dollars.

What's happening? Did y'all pay for that?

[man 3] No, he's not. Girl was there, and the cops were coming

She just took the condom wrapper.

This summer, I was so blessed

My bail bondsperson got a tip.

I mean, "Come again, dog?"

-Can you "drink" me? -Yep.

-So does your voicemail. -Goddamn it.

You do not interrupt your mother.

♪ Gorgeous, great, awesome ♪

-Hi! -[Bowser] All right.

If Ellen knew I was sexually active,

Like, "sex" that I talk about all the time?

Oh, I'm so looking forward to working with you this year.

You know, sugar makes you break out

[laughs hysterically]

but have eternal life."

You run like a deer. It was amazing.

You can be very un-fun sometimes!

[Blair] You sound like my mom.

I mean, this young woman

get Dad's truck fixed before the weekend,

Well, as a man who's crashed many cars,

We knitted sweaters for the sick, dirty babies with tiny heads in Brazil.

[woman] Hello, girls...

Oh, hey, you know, hey. The kids...

if I had more jobs-- Look...

-[Blair scoffs] -[Miles] Quick.

[woman] It was a great meeting, everybody.

Actually, technically, you can't call me that anymore,

in the senior lot.

Way to go, princess!

I feel like a liar.

There's no way he's hiding out at home.

-Completely F'ed? -Exactly.

That's really good for you, April.

I had such a good day.

[student] Whoo whoo!

[John] Bring that on in. Mmm.

-That's what I need. -We're serious.