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Okay, but like I was saying, guys,
-[girls gasp] -"Little C-words?"
-Go away! -Hey.
"The Lord is my shepherd.
since we--we got the... the perp.
Just let her be happy.
What would the whole school... say?
Get out of here! Oh, peach! [chuckles]
Satan's wicked temptation.
Congratulations.
Skipped bail last week, even.
You know what? I'm going to give that dude a piece of my mind.
[cell phone bleeps]
-Two-forty. -Shut the hell up, Cayden!
You experienced my world premiere.
Like, full repetitive penetration.
You have a great imagination, Blair.
That sounds fair.
And then we slip some of my melatonin into Mr. Stevens' drink,
Thanks. Um...
Hey, Mr. Stevens?
Bajillion John Stevenses that belong to Men's Parlor?
[man] What's all this hollerin'?
Oh, yeah, we brought him in before.
I wasn't going to meet up with a bounty hunter unarmed.
Uh, they're good.
Okay, just texted Bowser that we're on our way.
-Oh. Um... Yeah, okay. -Wait, are you wussing out?
check out my Instagram,
The pressures of Fellowship too much already?
Hi, Mr. Bowser! Meet our parents.
Hey, we get it.
If you deliver me John Stevens,
Everything makes you horny.
in the face of the--
[school bell rings]
[chuckles] And who wants to see me with a baby?
The address alone won't get you very far.
[Sterling sighs]
Nothing much.
Ooh.
That's right, you'll have to get jobs.
[condom wrapper tears]
-All right. I'm out of here. -Bye, dude.
Um...
We've decided that you two will have to pay for the repairs.
And y'all gonna swoop in and snag my bounty, huh?
and lacrosse season's coming up.
thanks for nothing, Miles.
-[boy] No, you will... -[girl] You want to try and win?
Where she took that stupid helicopter to her lake house.
Hey.
Ovarian cancer's got her any day now.
Yeah. Yes, Mama.
really...
-["Closer" continues playing] -[both groan]
-And why is that? -You need us to get in it.
for three days straight.
[exhales deeply]
-Yeah. -Hey, at least with Fellowship,
I've been tracking this broke-dick dog...
Damn it, don't you run from me.
Oh, my gosh, Blair, that was crazy.
we had a lot of great candidates,
Okay, we need to find him.
-And dude's gonna give us 1000 dollars. -Fast math!
[chuckling] Okay.
And he, like, hired us on the spot.
You're absolutely right.
Just ask Michael Phelps.
Okay.
-So we are, yes? -Yeah! Hell yeah!
Oh, come on, let's just take the truck.
[tires screech]