Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've done my research,
Good night, guys.
♪ You get me closer to God ♪
Yo, B!
Okay?
and we can't seem to find him. Do you know where he is?
What kind of bounty hunters drive a hybrid?
No, I'm not a wuss.
that said I was developing nicely.
Oh, y'all gonna be sorry.
Getting fitted for Invisalign.
but this year, I choose the individual
Yeah, well, getting it is half the battle, ah?
download Fruit Ninja.
That's a new move. Uh...
-[man 1] Finally. -[men chuckle]
Oh, shit!
Wait. We're actually... we're good with-- we're good with half.
-[rock music playing] -That's good good good good good good.
I call corners.
but hear me out. Three weeks with one guy
Hey, Miss Wesley.
No. No. No. No. Yolanda.
...it's gonna get awesome.
-This here's a Mossberg 500. -[cocks gun]
What?
Okay!
You know, you're technically three minutes older than me.
Are we, like, getting this dude?
-Intercourse? -Yeah.
I'm so proud of my girls.
I like the shell lifter placement of the Mossberg better.
-[ringtone on cell phone] -Oh, shit.
That's just common sense.
like a hundred...
Owen looks like he's going to die of some old-timey disease.
The first one's easy, obviously.
makes Christ proud every single day.
-Okay. -It's always good
that'll be an extra 75 cents.
So chill.
Obviously, we call the police and then Mom and Dad--
Blair, honey, don't you think maybe you should tie your hair back?
God, you're so smart. It's kind of annoying.
Christian?
So I'll give you 2K
What was your favorite part?
[tires screech]
-Yeah. -[woman chatters indistinctly]
Cool. We know John Stevens.
Now, what I really prefer is this Glock 19.
-[groans] -Dude, that dude looks fine.
That is fantastic, Blair. What'd you do?
[exhales deeply]
Yeah, so you can have the address for,
[both groan ecstatically]
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah! Freeze, motherfucker!
and the classrooms are just
Oh, shit. Yeah.
Yeah.
[Strawberry Wine" playing]
You heard what I said, didn't you?
-Oh, Sterling got Fellowship leader. -[gasps]
Go!
I hate you. You'll stink it up with your smelly boobs.
[Blair] Yeah. Gave him the old "Wesley check".
[chuckles] Clearly a boob man.
that He gave His one and only son
Yes, friends.
You treated it like trash
We have a lot of power in the community.
[girl] You! Stop, you!
-[cell phone chimes] -Hey.
[tires screech]
-Half. -Yes, we want half.
We thought that you said that you knew what you were doing.
-[chuckles] -...and stuff like that, you know?