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I hate you. You'll stink it up with your smelly boobs.
We have a lot of power in the community.
I call corners.
-[man 1] Finally. -[men chuckle]
No. No. No. No. Yolanda.
You know, you're technically three minutes older than me.
♪ You get me closer to God ♪
-[chuckles] -...and stuff like that, you know?
that He gave His one and only son
Blair, honey, don't you think maybe you should tie your hair back?
-[groans] -Dude, that dude looks fine.
What was your favorite part?
Are we, like, getting this dude?
-[rock music playing] -That's good good good good good good.
-Yeah. -[woman chatters indistinctly]
Cool. We know John Stevens.
Oh, shit!
-Okay. -It's always good
-[cell phone chimes] -Hey.
[Strawberry Wine" playing]
[Blair] Yeah. Gave him the old "Wesley check".
You heard what I said, didn't you?
I like the shell lifter placement of the Mossberg better.
We thought that you said that you knew what you were doing.
[tires screech]
[exhales deeply]
[both groan ecstatically]
Yes, friends.
I'm so proud of my girls.
Go!
[chuckles] Clearly a boob man.
...it's gonna get awesome.
Yeah, well, getting it is half the battle, ah?
-Half. -Yes, we want half.
[girl] You! Stop, you!
Wait. We're actually... we're good with-- we're good with half.
Hey, Miss Wesley.
[tires screech]
and we can't seem to find him. Do you know where he is?
Yo, B!
makes Christ proud every single day.
Yeah, so you can have the address for,
So I'll give you 2K
What kind of bounty hunters drive a hybrid?
That's a new move. Uh...
Okay?
What?
Christian?
I've done my research,
-Oh, Sterling got Fellowship leader. -[gasps]
but this year, I choose the individual
-This here's a Mossberg 500. -[cocks gun]
The first one's easy, obviously.
Okay!
Good night, guys.
Yeah! Freeze, motherfucker!
like a hundred...
Yeah.
No, I'm not a wuss.
-[ringtone on cell phone] -Oh, shit.
Now, what I really prefer is this Glock 19.
You treated it like trash
God, you're so smart. It's kind of annoying.
Obviously, we call the police and then Mom and Dad--
That is fantastic, Blair. What'd you do?
download Fruit Ninja.
but hear me out. Three weeks with one guy
that'll be an extra 75 cents.
Oh, shit. Yeah.
Oh, y'all gonna be sorry.
Owen looks like he's going to die of some old-timey disease.
and the classrooms are just
Oh, Jesus.
Getting fitted for Invisalign.
-Intercourse? -Yeah.
that said I was developing nicely.
So chill.
That's just common sense.