Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That is fantastic, Blair. What'd you do?
[tires screech]
-[cell phone chimes] -Hey.
download Fruit Ninja.
Yeah, well, getting it is half the battle, ah?
I like the shell lifter placement of the Mossberg better.
I'm so proud of my girls.
No, I'm not a wuss.
-[chuckles] -...and stuff like that, you know?
...it's gonna get awesome.
makes Christ proud every single day.
[girl] You! Stop, you!
but this year, I choose the individual
that He gave His one and only son
Yo, B!
Hey, Miss Wesley.
Cool. We know John Stevens.
That's a new move. Uh...
No. No. No. No. Yolanda.
Blair, honey, don't you think maybe you should tie your hair back?
You know, you're technically three minutes older than me.
I've done my research,
Yes, friends.
I hate you. You'll stink it up with your smelly boobs.
Obviously, we call the police and then Mom and Dad--
Yeah.
Oh, shit!
Yeah! Freeze, motherfucker!
We have a lot of power in the community.
Go!
-[ringtone on cell phone] -Oh, shit.
that'll be an extra 75 cents.
[exhales deeply]
-Oh, Sterling got Fellowship leader. -[gasps]
♪ You get me closer to God ♪
So chill.
You treated it like trash
The first one's easy, obviously.
[Blair] Yeah. Gave him the old "Wesley check".
What kind of bounty hunters drive a hybrid?
God, you're so smart. It's kind of annoying.
We thought that you said that you knew what you were doing.
That's just common sense.
-[rock music playing] -That's good good good good good good.
Are we, like, getting this dude?
[chuckles] Clearly a boob man.
but hear me out. Three weeks with one guy
Okay!
What?
So I'll give you 2K
Christian?
You heard what I said, didn't you?
[Strawberry Wine" playing]
Yeah, so you can have the address for,
and the classrooms are just
Wait. We're actually... we're good with-- we're good with half.
I call corners.
-[groans] -Dude, that dude looks fine.
and we can't seem to find him. Do you know where he is?
-This here's a Mossberg 500. -[cocks gun]
like a hundred...
that said I was developing nicely.
-Okay. -It's always good
-[man 1] Finally. -[men chuckle]
What was your favorite part?
Good night, guys.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, shit. Yeah.
[both groan ecstatically]
-Yeah. -[woman chatters indistinctly]
Okay?
Oh, y'all gonna be sorry.
[tires screech]
Getting fitted for Invisalign.
-Half. -Yes, we want half.
Now, what I really prefer is this Glock 19.
Owen looks like he's going to die of some old-timey disease.
-Intercourse? -Yeah.