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I wonder what Ellen would say if she knew
Show me your hands, fool.
-You? -Yeah.
That I gathered.
Miss Wesley.
one long bench and a chalkboard on wheels.
like, just... um, if... you know what I mean, right?
"And above all, love each other... deeply
Read the room, Hannah B. For the love of God, read the room.
Great. Where is it?
Yeah. Go for Bowser.
Hey, text Miles and see if he's at The Men's Parlour.
Just ask Michael Phelps.
Luke and I... just had intercourse.
Top five... hottest guys at Willingham.
[woman] Yelp says you don't close until eleven.
-Good! Great! -Awesome!
Okay, girls, you need to understand that there's a seniority in this business,
Well, if April geo-tagged the photos, then--
Guess what else is nasty?
It'd be like I was babysitting.
Now, are we understood?
Hey, Cath, could you get the bathroom for me, too, please?
Uh-- Uh-- We're looking for John Stevens.
You met with him earlier this week?
Just soooo chill.
I've been chased for the last 20 miles by some dumb skirt.
Do you understand? Hell, come on.
Um, the kind that doesn't want Atlanta
That secret club of which we know the exact location?
Oh. Thanks.
for a discipleship weekend.
we walk into The Men's Parlor like a couple of Lara Crofts.
-Yeah. -Oh, I can tell.
I got you!
Did I mention that I killed it today in lax practice, like a total badass?
Oh. 'Sup, guys.
Our little life of badassery?
I couldn't let Gerald ruin himself in her eyes,
Oh, that's good.
♪ God of the sky ♪
[vocalizing]
-Right. Right, right. -Yeah, yeah.
All right.
[laughs]
Because I'm through.
And you, you're a freakishly good shot.
-No need to get worked up about it. -Stay away from my family.
Visors on, let's go.
I guess you're the sluttier twin now.
rested in her cold little condom-wrapper-grabbing hands,
A hundred fifty dollars an hour?
I feel baller.
[sighs] We made love.
I'd say you'd probably run yourself about 5K worth of damage here.
Okay, we're not on a ship.
to broaden my access around these parts.
Just let her be happy, Bowser.
All right, let's see.
like, um, like not like "inside" inside me,
That's right.
-Okay, yeah... See ya. -Do you--?