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Our little life of badassery?
Guess what else is nasty?
"And above all, love each other... deeply
Did I mention that I killed it today in lax practice, like a total badass?
like, just... um, if... you know what I mean, right?
Just soooo chill.
I couldn't let Gerald ruin himself in her eyes,
rested in her cold little condom-wrapper-grabbing hands,
Top five... hottest guys at Willingham.
Miss Wesley.
And you, you're a freakishly good shot.
Um, the kind that doesn't want Atlanta
A hundred fifty dollars an hour?
Hey, text Miles and see if he's at The Men's Parlour.
-Right. Right, right. -Yeah, yeah.
[vocalizing]
-Yeah. -Oh, I can tell.
That secret club of which we know the exact location?
-No need to get worked up about it. -Stay away from my family.
Read the room, Hannah B. For the love of God, read the room.
Oh. Thanks.
That I gathered.
Just ask Michael Phelps.
♪ God of the sky ♪
Hey, Cath, could you get the bathroom for me, too, please?
I feel baller.
Oh. 'Sup, guys.
All right.
like, um, like not like "inside" inside me,
Okay, we're not on a ship.
one long bench and a chalkboard on wheels.
Because I'm through.
You met with him earlier this week?
I wonder what Ellen would say if she knew
Great. Where is it?
Visors on, let's go.
I guess you're the sluttier twin now.
I got you!
That's right.
All right, let's see.
Show me your hands, fool.
to broaden my access around these parts.
[sighs] We made love.
It'd be like I was babysitting.
Luke and I... just had intercourse.
I've been chased for the last 20 miles by some dumb skirt.
[woman] Yelp says you don't close until eleven.
Do you understand? Hell, come on.
Yeah. Go for Bowser.
Oh, that's good.
I'd say you'd probably run yourself about 5K worth of damage here.
we walk into The Men's Parlor like a couple of Lara Crofts.
-Good! Great! -Awesome!
Well, if April geo-tagged the photos, then--
Uh-- Uh-- We're looking for John Stevens.
-You? -Yeah.
Okay, girls, you need to understand that there's a seniority in this business,
Now, are we understood?
for a discipleship weekend.
-Okay, yeah... See ya. -Do you--?
[laughs]
Just let her be happy, Bowser.