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Just would have been nice if it ended
Mr. Stevens was just protecting his fuckboy partner.
[Sterling] That must be him.
Besides Luke and Jennings?
I ran your plates, kid.
You're the teenage daughters of Anderson and Deborah Wesley
Thank you, April.
Thank you so much.
to get that fixed? Roughly?
[engine starts]
Are you two crazy?
-Yeah, it is. -[kissing loudly]
Of course.
But yeah, she did and I'm really proud of her.
Ah.
I'll kick you 20 percent of the 5K.
If you repent, then you're forgiven in the eyes of the Lord, so...
Uh...
and Tawny Kitaen in the back, cooking me up some pancakes.
I just--
and yeah, I just feel Christ inside me.
Y'all are too dang sweet.
My virginity is a gift that I want to give to my future wife,
I suppose I could, uh, see your potential
in quiet worship and, of course, doing acts of service.
I can't split my rewards on folks I can nab on my own, see?
[men chuckle]
-I gotta go to Gym. -[Blair moans]
Not any more wrong than it was wrong
Move!
♪ Wiser than the world's ♪
[tires screech]
I used to be a Remington 870 kind of girl,
Focus! And yes.
Hmm.
Sale math. Look, Sterling, I know you think this is sketchy or whatever,
Having a meeting tonight at The Men's Parlor at 6:00.
Find me John Stevens.
All right, no need to get carried away, girls.
She's gonna tell the whole fricking school.
You believe in Jesus, don't you?
Yeah, we just decided.
Oily... Uh...
[scoffs] He's not here. It's past six o'clock--
Had sex with your long-term boyfriend?
Sterling!
And I really, really love you...
-Just super chill. -Chill.
Oh.
or you could have personal whitey escorts
-Good, neither am I. -Good.
Um...
[whispering] Focus! I think it's this.
♪ This is what a Women's Parlour looks like! ♪
Yeah, Monday. Lovely office.
-for three thou-- -Five.
Oh, this is you playing hardball?
Christ for the win!
Don't give it to that bitch-ass, Terrance.
But, I don't see a Women's Parlour here.
[grunts]
That was amazing.
God, I'm still absolutely starving.
and can't secure a license to bounty hunt,
Who are you, anyway?
-[boy] Give me that thumb. Give it to me. -[girl] Take it.
But I don't give big cuts to folks
Oily, huh? Yeah.
Chloe, baby. How's my girl?
-Yeah, not so cool. -You little cunts.
[woman] Well, what are you waiting for? Go.