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Okay. Okay.
I think we should pray...
[Jennings] All right, well...
And I've been thinking,
Hey.
to be waterfront property by the year 2030.
Hi, Sterling.
He just happened to be at the bar? Motels don't have bars.
I like you girls. I do.
And you're struggling on your path with the Lord,
-What? No! -Eww.
Yeah, that was-- that was super dope.
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jenson. Y'all are looking sharp.
Freeze, Jethro.
and what's more, you didn't even tell us about crashing it.
What an honor. Um...
-[groans ecstatically] -...a multitude... of... sin..."
Disappointment is beyond what your father and I feel right now.
See ya.
Aren't they precious? I wish Frank would date one of them.
-What is--? -Hey! What you waitin' on?
Good idea.
This year's Fellowship student leader is...
You know, you're lucky I didn't use my gun.
Oh, great point, Mom.
and they're open late.
Horny?
-Ow! -[sighs]
y'all will get paid.
What are y'all in the mood for?
Uh... [scoffs]
-[both] Eww. -Jesus.
Take one of me like this.
I'm sorry, what?
After this, can we get Chick-fil-A? I am so hungry.
All right, new deal.
Back off, bitch.
He's a big payday,
here. So...
[Sterling] Oh, my gosh, it's totally him.
Nature's lube, you need to know that.
Latin club, the "Straight-Straight" Alliance.
[chuckles]
We had such a productive time
seeing as... Luke and I just had sex.
Hey. Put that back.
[clears throat]
so just chill.
So, you want to keep working with us?
Good doing business with you.
What about you?
[rock music plays]
Sterling, who am I?
so when she passes, he'll confess.
You are good and gracious,
It's where a group of guys called The Bourbon Club meet.
Like-- Um--
Yeah.
Oh, you will.
because I'm going to be so busy this year
Sterling?
[chuckling] All right. Well, we will see y'all at home.
Oh, you too, sweetie.
So, you're either an honest slut or a lying slut?
Or we can clock him in the head with this pistol?
with other extracurriculars like Young Republicans, Forensics,
He's not there.
Honestly, Blair, is there not another way we could get the money?
All right.
-Sex? -Yeah!
I know.
The Men's Parlor. I know.
[girl] Go ahead.
Because y'all crack me up.
You look... manly.