Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good doing business with you.

I like you girls. I do.

seeing as... Luke and I just had sex.

He's not there.

Back off, bitch.

So, you're either an honest slut or a lying slut?

[rock music plays]

This year's Fellowship student leader is...

After this, can we get Chick-fil-A? I am so hungry.

Take one of me like this.

What are y'all in the mood for?

Aren't they precious? I wish Frank would date one of them.

I think we should pray...

and they're open late.

and what's more, you didn't even tell us about crashing it.

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jenson. Y'all are looking sharp.

And you're struggling on your path with the Lord,

Oh, great point, Mom.

Freeze, Jethro.

to be waterfront property by the year 2030.

You are good and gracious,

All right, new deal.

And I've been thinking,

-[groans ecstatically] -...a multitude... of... sin..."

Or we can clock him in the head with this pistol?

We had such a productive time

so when she passes, he'll confess.

because I'm going to be so busy this year

Nature's lube, you need to know that.

[Sterling] Oh, my gosh, it's totally him.

You know, you're lucky I didn't use my gun.

What an honor. Um...

with other extracurriculars like Young Republicans, Forensics,

y'all will get paid.

You look... manly.

Oh, you too, sweetie.

The Men's Parlor. I know.

[girl] Go ahead.

Disappointment is beyond what your father and I feel right now.

I'm sorry, what?

[Jennings] All right, well...

-What is--? -Hey! What you waitin' on?

-What? No! -Eww.

Honestly, Blair, is there not another way we could get the money?

He just happened to be at the bar? Motels don't have bars.

Sterling, who am I?

It's where a group of guys called The Bourbon Club meet.

Yeah, that was-- that was super dope.

So, you want to keep working with us?

Because y'all crack me up.

What about you?

-[both] Eww. -Jesus.

Latin club, the "Straight-Straight" Alliance.

[chuckling] All right. Well, we will see y'all at home.

He's a big payday,

Hey. Put that back.

[clears throat]