Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Back off, bitch.

with other extracurriculars like Young Republicans, Forensics,

So, you're either an honest slut or a lying slut?

-[groans ecstatically] -...a multitude... of... sin..."

to be waterfront property by the year 2030.

What an honor. Um...

[chuckling] All right. Well, we will see y'all at home.

seeing as... Luke and I just had sex.

Freeze, Jethro.

He's not there.

Take one of me like this.

He just happened to be at the bar? Motels don't have bars.

[girl] Go ahead.

Sterling, who am I?

Or we can clock him in the head with this pistol?

After this, can we get Chick-fil-A? I am so hungry.

What about you?

And you're struggling on your path with the Lord,

so when she passes, he'll confess.

I think we should pray...

We had such a productive time

You are good and gracious,

Latin club, the "Straight-Straight" Alliance.

Honestly, Blair, is there not another way we could get the money?

and they're open late.

Because y'all crack me up.

This year's Fellowship student leader is...

I'm sorry, what?

Yeah, that was-- that was super dope.

[rock music plays]

Hey. Put that back.

All right, new deal.

Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jenson. Y'all are looking sharp.

y'all will get paid.

Oh, you too, sweetie.

I like you girls. I do.

You look... manly.

[Jennings] All right, well...

[clears throat]

He's a big payday,

Aren't they precious? I wish Frank would date one of them.

Good doing business with you.

Nature's lube, you need to know that.

Disappointment is beyond what your father and I feel right now.

And I've been thinking,

because I'm going to be so busy this year

-What is--? -Hey! What you waitin' on?

Oh, great point, Mom.

So, you want to keep working with us?

[Sterling] Oh, my gosh, it's totally him.

You know, you're lucky I didn't use my gun.

The Men's Parlor. I know.

It's where a group of guys called The Bourbon Club meet.

What are y'all in the mood for?

and what's more, you didn't even tell us about crashing it.

-[both] Eww. -Jesus.

-What? No! -Eww.