Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I wasn't the one who stopped touching! - Oh! Maybe, but you weren't touchin' me!

- What do you mean, you're me? - I'm you.

If I hadn't married you I wouldn't have had to hate myself for the last 30 years!

On the brighter side, marriage has probably saved me from a nasty dose of the clap.

Maybe. I dunno. Maybe I'm just happy.

That's because the dress is radioactive.

It fit when I picked up the tux. How can it not fit now?

Oh, look. It's Katrika Whatshername. What has she done with...?

It wasn't you I was hating.

This is a disaster.

Did you see the guy with the tentacles? What's he? Inky the Squid Boy?

demons flying in, a to-do list getting no shorter...

What do you mean, Xander's missing?

And sometimes I wish I could just make them stop.

What would I do without you, beautiful?

And then you hit me with a cocktail wiener, and then you insulted my heritage.

He's half-minister, half-doctor. He's a mini-tor.

I'm you from the future.

Just go ahead. I'll be a sec.

but if you're wildly curious...

Your friend - the fella with the warts -

They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train.

A glimpse of your future, harnessed by magic.

- It's over. - I've memorised this tune, love.

I know there's been a lot of loss.

Yeah, I suppose.

- I'm one of the caterers. - Oh, hush. No woman of mine is gonna work.

You know that guy Kevin? If he could clear up the skin problem,

- I'm so sorry. I didn't want to show you. - What happened? What was that?

OK. Well, nice meeting you.

because I love you

I offered to help. She didn't want my help.