YARN logoYARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come any closer and I'll kill her.
It's totally rude of him - and the mother.
Well, the lip wasn't split right.
Good.
So, yeah. Anyway, that's my date. She's with me. My date for the wedding.
- Sorry. Please continue with the vows. - OK.
of looking at your ugly face.
- Want me to hold it shut for you? - OK.
Squirmy.
- You met Krelvin already, Dad. Last night. - Yeah. We met.
It's just I'm so excited and I want to share it with my best friend.
"Take care of my heart, won't you, please?"
Rory? What you doin' there?
- Let's go. - What about the wedding?
No way. Mine is so messed up you have no idea.
I hate you guys! I know that you're not my real dad,
Give me a double Jack.
And a toast to the bride's dermatologically-challenged family shrub.
I think we'll go.
What if I'm not wearing my dress when I see him? OK, no sex. Cuddling?
- Tell me you love me. - I love you.
Where is he? You tell me, old man!
- Kidding. Just kidding. - Xander? Xander.
Right. Right. Krelvin.
- It's dead. - Yup.
Wait, no. "Like a little mangy stray that needs a home. "
AboutSupport / FAQLegal