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you're going to go down in history with George McGovern,
My body didn't get like this overnight, you know.
As he grew up, he got taller,
Gee, I don't know.
- Oh, please! - Shh!
And furthermore, I propose that we--
Jessie, as your campaign manager and your friend,
- I'm only one vote. - I don't believe this!
We go to the bathroom together!
Okay, Zack. Go ahead and run.
Vote for me, okay? 'Cause then we'll take, like,
it would not be a good idea to start with her.
Myrtle's the name of my turtle.
I'm sorry I hurt you.
As you can see, school elections are being held this week.
Then, like, if I'm elected, we're not gonna study, we're gonna party!
For the winner of the student body election, the faculty advisor,
What would the world be like if a woman ran it?
My name is Screech Powers.
but it's over now.
Or should I say, President Morris?
I demand a recount.
I want to be your president. Remember my motto,
these people got the following write-in votes:
Incredible, but true.
He's awake, isn't he?
Imagine a free trip to Washington DC.
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