Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like being a lifeguard for a birdbath.

You can't lose!

I hate to break it to you, but George Bush beat you to it.

"Washington After Dark:

You've been coming in that window for the past 10 years.

but the nerds without glasses can't see you at all.

full of blatant propaganda, I am now leaning toward Jessica Myrtle.

Mr. Dewey, good news.

The grant from the Student Government Foundation came through.

I care about a student body, too --

Like, totally, if you want us to.

the jocks and the party animals.

That's the spirit. Let the campaign begin!

This is important to me.

there will be hall passes on demand, for sure.

the party's over with the party animals,

I promise to uphold our school constitution,

I promised to go to the movies with them.

I will do anything.

you have got to listen to me.

By the way, congratulations on your victory.

and your friends are making logarithm jokes at parties,

What? You mean that's all you cared about?

And as for artificial ingredients, I think they've gotten a bum rap.

if you care more about yourself than the school.

I think it's time to get involved and give something back.