Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I, uh-- I have two kids.
You want to go out to breakfast now?
A guy with.... A guy with kids?
A man needs that.
Wow, that's a lot.
Come on, man. Damn.
Please just get out of here and try to get laid.
Is that what you wanted to tell me? No.
Pardon me. Get by you. Sorry about that.
I want the joy and challenge of ******* parenthood to end...
Okay.
And it would break their hearts if they knew how much ice cream I keep in the house.
Putting the kids to bed is torture.
How you doing? How's it going?
I'm going out. Bye.
Well, listen, I, uh.... I guess....
You're hungry?
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
Lilly, 9 years old, and Jane is 4.