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Please find a restaurant that still has a reservation open for tomorrow night.
Wow, sounds like a fun way to spend an evening.
Who knows, maybe if I started it earlier, I, uh... I would've held up better.
Oh, here's the thing.
She's too busy running around with that tattooed new friend of hers.
isn't enough for me, even if they have powers. So let's talk about characters.
- The bus? - Fine with me.
- Well, it was a lousy first-date movie. - You're right.
I couldn't help it-- it's a long movie.
I went to your office last night and she was standing there.
I just think that it's time to put those memories behind us.
No, we've got a late reservation. We're just on our way out.
When I told you that, I thought she was.
- Let me get back to you. - Okay.
Yeah, and I don't want it to be, believe me.
- Cohen... go to bed. - Yes, okay
Thank you.
and attack Atomic County, it's a love story for our time.
No.
and then one day I just decided I was not gonna let it bother me anymore.
Okay, it wasn't that bad.
Good.
Why else would I be forced to go to San Diego with her on the one-year anniversary
-- even though the readers might find it adorable--
Want one?
The Ironist, whose quick quips and pop-culture-laden bromides
Actually we did the pit-stop-on- the-way-to-TJ thing also.
- What gives you that idea? - And you have your reasons.
God, we had to spend this night in this sleazy-ass hell hole.
Um, look, we're really sorry, sir.
Happy day before Valentine's Day.
- Who is it? - It doesn't matter.
Oh, well, then, okay... One second, though. If I'm in here, that means that...
So why don't we just make the most of it?