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- to forge a partnership. - Clearly.
Well, she's doing her best.
But I see you're already doing fine in that department.
Yeah, there is. Now, maybe you can't see it and maybe you can't.
So get back to me...
You know how you can make it up to her?
Pretty much. I'm sorry. Can you blame me?
with your grandfather in the hospital.
- You can't take away my cell phone. - Oh, I think I just did.
and when I wake up, I want to see you dolled up in your Valentine's finest.
You're right, yours is worse.
The Ironist and little Miss Vixen.
and if you two are at each other's throats, it's going to be really uncomfortable for everyone.
- Oh. Oh, not bad. - Well, it beats living in my office.
You... you drink jasmine?
I know you're being put in the middle of this,
Thanks, Mom, but I'm not that lame.
- Did you sleep at all? - Yep. Got a solid 15 minutes.
I mean, we weren't even supposed to be here. It's like fate handed us this dream date.
You were in love with her. Don't pretend this isn't complicated for you.
If you're not drinking coffee, what are you drinking?
- So, you play pool. - No. My first time.
...when we don't have Hallmark breathing down our necks,
I'll make you a bet. We play pool.
That's right, it's her favorite holiday
Oh, I don't think so.
all over again.
Think we'll ever have that?
Oh, honey. You and me, we need to play our cards right.
Me, too.
Who else was gonna listen to me?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, great. You're back.
You want to take some time off from taking time off?
Your office was fine. It was the running into Kirsten part that was rough.
- Sandy. - You didn't force me to do anything.
Now that your father's gone and Kaitlin's in boarding school,
Look, I'd say we need to talk, but clearly that doesn't work for us.
Think Karate Kid, now take away the karate. Let them marinate and we've got Cosmo Girl.
on the Valentine's scale. I just, you know, I think mine's worse, I win.