Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Should have worn an axon.

gmas boy sucks to be you nerd

Hey, Dante. Uh, my girlfriend and I caught you on the news yesterday.

They’re not hookers They’re message therapists

Word up. [ Sighs ]

I'll give you a glimpse of the future.

I can't believe you came on my mom.

...with a label on it. It's very rare to see a beer stein- [ Continues ]

Guess I'm not high enough to get that one.

It just came in this morning.

Uh, what the fuck was that?

So funny I forgot to laugh. [ Giggles ]

Yeah, QUEER!… QUEER!!

I cant stop cumming! I'm sorry! It feels so good!!

Adios turd nuggets

- It'll be fun. - What is this?

Thank you. Thank you.

Hey, I forgot my-

- Well, it worked. - Good. Oh, your father tells me that you need a place to stay.

Joel: Should’ve bought more booster boxes

What's up, Mr. Cheezle?

Those are the only kind I have.

- $4,000 for a beer mug? - That's ridiculous.

How many people did you tell about the incident with me and your mom?

Guess I'm not high enough to get that one. [ Chuckles ]

I should have voted

- I been savin' this weed for a special occasion. - What kind is this?

I’m not…uh…I don’t wanna do that

He created the original ''Eternal Death Slayer'' when he was only 1 3.

Nice Karma Guy blow

I'm an NFT Yes you are

Well, you wouldn't have to if you just rendered them different colors.

What's going on, shitlips?

Not according to my mom…

Let’s do it! The painting, not sex!

- Uh, f-f-fire. - Yeah,yeah, that's great. That's great.

My benelli is a whore

That's a present Dr. Shakalu and I got for Alex.

- I'm winning! Please! Call it! - Merry Christmas.

Okay. Now your energy is really scarin' me.

Oh. Oh, I hate violence. But, oh, drugs are bad.

But she did say she started the finger in the ass during a blow job.

Vvvv! Vvvv! My name is Greg. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina

I'm sorry. Did you say your name was Shiloh?

So my roommate and I, we go to check the shit out.

- And Samantha? - And Samantha.

- Do I have a tumor? - [ Rings ]

Come on. Get up. Get up. Recover. Recover.

I should have flown southwest.

What do you want Brian

- That was his first day at high school. - Oh. Are those leopard spandex?

Okay. [ Chuckles ]

[ Robot Voice ] I am a genius.

What does ''high score'' mean?

Sure. I cou-Yeah. I'll put my genius on hold for awhile.

FUCK FROZEN IN CARBONITE. FUCK ALL OF YOU. I QUIT.

Are we gonna get fired?

Yeah, I can do that. No problem. You're great.

I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house

Let's see. All A's. Impressive.

Discmania be like My beef strong

TB’s 3rd pair = Sergachev + Stralman? Fuuuuck me...

I can't stop coming! I'm sorry! It feels so good!!

[ Robot Voice ] Sorry.

Okay, that's bullshit.

No, it wasn't. I'm a piece of shit. I suck.

Hey, you guys. Kane, can you take a look at that for me? Thanks.

Oh, fucking bitch, cock-sucking-fucker-ass-fuck!

to make sure we finish ''Eternal Death Slayer'' on time.

Line Up Nerds Who’s Ready To Take A Shot At The Champs!!!

No, I'm good. Uh, I don't believe that we've met.

Hopefully, that'll keep away the bad-energy troll.

Go take a tinkle and be sure to wash your hands...

Hey, Sara Sorry to bother you

You know what? There's a Tommy burger right down the street.

What does new high score mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

I'm not - I don't want to do that

I’m think of getting metal legs

That's your fault too.

It's an emergency. [ Groans ]

I already shit my pants this month, so I'm good.

Hey, easy, pothead. I'll get you your fix.

I couldn't sleep. I saw the doll.

You're a legend!

You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?

Is that beer? Can I have one?

- There we go. There we go. - What is that little baby move?

Oh that is so gnarly!

Wow. That Grace sure makes me feel warm and welcome.

Phenomenal. Great energy.

'cause when you smoke it, you get so stoned you shit your pants!

Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.

Oh, yeah. Careful's my middle name. [ Chuckles ]

- That's cool. - Yeah.

- because those are the real problem levels and- - [ Farting ]

- No way! - Yep.

-Jerk! - Get him, Lilly. Get him-

until I came upon a dead elk.

- [ Babbling ] - Ow. My face.

Whats this meeting about? I think its about farting.

My beef... strong.

drive monkey, drive!

[ Grandma ] Oh, honey, they work you too hard there.

You know I don't have a credit card.

[ Clears Throat ]

- Shit's weak! - Oh, hey, Samantha. Sorry you had to hear that.

People will bow to it

It's a wonderful dandelion-nettle blend.

I woke him up here this morning. He fell asleep working late last night.

[ All Laughing ]

Fuckin’ “Fan Zone”

- That's like... legendary. - You're an idiot.

By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

Something you'd know nothing about.

[ Whispering ] Ooh.

I was kinda hopin' you were.

What’s 4:42 mean? Is that bad?

I could definitely smoke a joint right now.

That's, uh, quite the buffet you have there.

- but you didn't wanna believe me. - Poop-poop-pi-doop.

who the fuck is Brian?