Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People a take in crap and then find out it's worth a lot of money.

You didn't knock, Kane.

[ Robot Voice ] You'll never finish. This game is falling apart.

Yeah. So, where's Alex?

- Yeah. - Oh, this is fun.

[ Robot Voice ] He's a fucking psycho.

Damn,you look good.

- Watch. - [ Farting Noise ]

They had crazy orgies, like, all week.

I tried to tell you that was an old piece of dried dog poop...

That's fucking crazy.

Some of the places do with string, some of the places do with a net.

Global trade war. Is that bad?

- What Halloween was that? - No, that wasn't Halloween.

You're dead to me. Over

Take a little bit of the plague.

look a little too similar to the elves on Level 6?

Looks like Jake’s days are numbered here at Jakeasium.

I was like one of those Calves at the rodeo, all helpless

I'll do it. we can go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck!

Hey. [ Chuckles ] Oh, my God.

I have to pee out of my ass...

- That's great. Thank you. - Oh, what's this?

That's not good. Don't worry. You're fine.

Very stylish, very aggressive, very, very Miyamoto.

- What are you doing up so- - Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry!

So... this helps you look around.

I should have worn a condom.

Fish defending himself

Good stuff, Bobby. Nice moves. That was hot.

What does ''high score'' mean?

That is pure fucking insanity

Um, this, uh- this really cute chick I've known for a long time...

I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail.

What does ''high score'' mean?

You need to beat Ryan this week. Over.

So where are you going to crash tonight?

- Really? - Yeah.

Must ingest more fuel.

- what these people are saying. - [ Mouths Words ]

Someone ass got fucked tonight!

- Oh, my God. - I told you.

I wanted to win some money.

- Yes! - How about that?

Jeremy? Who the fuck is Jeremy?

I'm simply a human, you know.

LETS DO IT. THE SKATING, I MEAN. NOT SEX.

I fucking love this meme!

Oh! Alex, you're an angel.

- Mr. Cheezle picked it. - There's a shocker.

Top AI math reasoning score? What does that mean? 20 to 40 cheap model that OpenAI? 2 months to build it for 6mil? Did I break it? Deepseek engineers publishing their open source model right after Sam asks for billions more dollars

- Hi, honey. - Hi, Mommy.

So I ran inside and called the 5-0.

Pamela Mills here in Van Nuys...

Just practice on the weekends and stuff in your free time. You'll get it.

WE’RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU? BOTTOM TEXT

[ Mouths Words ] God, you're torched.

LETS DO IT THE SKATING I MEAN. NOT SEX.

I'm here to oversee the final stages of production on ''Eternal Death Slayer 3.''

Who's going down?

Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy!

Just practice on the weekends and stuff in your free time. You'll get it.

[ Grunts, Imitates Hydraulics ]

Well, let's see what we got here. Hmm.

I think it’s About farting

[ Shouts, Speaks French ]

[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] Debug! I tried that.

It was starin'right at me. I almost shit my fuckin'pants.

He gives me a reason to live. Him and all those stink-ass hos.

WE'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU? BOTTOM TEXT

Hey, Bea. You know, you guys should probably go to bed early.

Wow. This 3-D mapping is so smooth.

And then I dove into the ocean- [ Imitates Water Splashing ]

I don't- I don't have time to do any chores today.

So now, I no longer let you stay here. Okay?

Enough time to 69

At the end of the day, you have to do what you're passionate about.

Our new roommate.

Some lizard ass getting laid tonight.

It's Dougs Birthday! Let's fuckin' rage!!!

Adios turd nuggets

[ Robot Voice ] Take care,J.P.

- I have to pee out of my ass. - [ Samantha ] Oh, man.

I don't see a telephone anywhere.

Hey, everyone at Brainasium totally respects you.

That was not appropriate.

You got skills.

I’m sorry. Did you say her name was Shilah?

I should have bet San Fran

No it wasn’t. I’m a piece of shit. I suck.

I'm videotapin' this for scientific research.

Oh, that's sweet.

[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] You're letting everyone down. No, I'm not.

Ooh you know what everyone’s buzzing about....

I have to pee out of my ass.

This is like if Tyson fought an infant.

Vampire fails safe, leads us to Strahd ahead of schedule Kills Strahd the correct way by accident without knowing how to

I’ll smoke it with you bro Well go to the looney bin together. I don’t give a fuck!

I thought I was going to EXPLODE Into the atmosphere!!!!

- You are so fired. - You guys are assholes.

I'm sorry, Alex. I-I should have told you.

you could if you had robot ears

- [ Yawning ] - Might get a stereo too.

I'm not -- I don't want to do that

What does "high score" mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

- [ All Laughing ] - [ Chuckles ]

Should’ve worn a condom

My bush isn't really gray.

[ Muffled ] They're so good.

and then he writes you a rent check, right,Josh?

but unfortunately, I promised my friend Jeff I'd stay at his house.

- Wow. - I used to be an accountant.

[ Slurping Continues, Laughs ]

Baby loves milk

Um- Okay, look. There's an emergency.

Fine, Speed Racer. What did you do, valet your bed?

- What are you doin' here? - I'm tryin' to show these people that you are not a liar.

Uh, the big news from the party, ladies and gentlemen, Barry sucked on his first booby.

What does ''high score'' mean?

Did you say something?

- Nothing. Send it back. - [ Laughing ]