Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- After you, my lady. - [ Giggles ]

I just don't understand it. Why would anybody do that, try to steal that from him?

- You know, you ladies should really get some sleep. - Ooh. Yes, that's right.

Oh, yes! Finally, a roommate who goes shopping.

What's up Mr Cheezel?

[ Inhales ] I think it's about farting.

Anyway, my mom said you could still stay the night.

Why are you doing this to me?

Here's your new room, baby.

They won't stop Watching... porn!

Dude, can we go back to your grandma's house? I have to use the bathroom.

shit’s broke!!

What are you talkin' about? I've been workin' on this game all year.

You said it wrong stupid

- [ Inhaling ] - I quit there fuckin' months ago, man.

Good things people good things!

[ Chiming Stops ]

Ooooh! My benelli is a whore

I can’t stop summing!

And it's all food, all day.

That's, Uh, Quite The Buffet You Have There.

It's supposed to. Come on.

Look, guys. Come on. I know the food's a little different here...

I hope it’s a naked dude with a boner

You know, you seem really out of place in the video game world.

you'll never get monitor arms. sephiroth is fucking tifa.

I can’t stop cumming it feels so good!

Yeah, hands up. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.

I love my teddies

- How baked are you right now? - Who is this?

Wow. I just came back to get my parking ticket.

So you’re dumb

Be cheap and wouldn't take more a than a day or two.

[Jeff, Robot Voice ] Give me the phone. My name is J.P.

[ Imitating Robot Voice ] Adios, turd nuggets.

[ Sighs ] Look, sorry I can't make the dinner tonight.

- [ Man Groaning ] - [ Punches Landing ]

- What was that? - Uh, nothing. Nothing.

Yeah. Yeah, we can definitely do that.

with the Sword of Doom and that's it.

The massage I mean Not sex, sorry

Hey, what can I say? I'm a 3 5-year-old prodigy.

Seriously, anything you need.

- Hello. - These are her two roommates.

- Saved by the bell. - Come on, let me get in a bong hit before round two.

Sucks to be you, nerd.

Don’t be mad at us

Apologize? I been bustin' my ass on this game!

I found that vase in your bag and, well, it smelled terrible, so I cleaned it.

Dude, I will come over there and kick your robot head right off of that skinny fuckin'body.

What does ''high score'' mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

You know that lions eat deer, right?

- ## [ Continues ] - Sorry.

I can't believe there are people in this world who still don't have cable.

By beer do u mean that alcoholic seltzer u drink?

We thought it would be nice to bring him a nice homemade lunch.

- Your bed is a car. - Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

We do serve shots ... Of wheatgrass!

- I have to go. - Okay.

This is like if Tyson fought an infant.

There's a shocker

There was a fire and I was- I was trying to save it from this baby-

Dude, you gotta cool down. And you come back tomorrow and apologize toJ.P. I'm sorry.

- Okay. - Bye-bye.

Capn crunch Who wants cereal

I'll be the older gentleman.

Yeah. Yeah, actually. That-That would be really cool.

- The fuck are you doin' here? - I need to speak with you, Alex.

Line up Nerds Who Wants a Shot at The Champs!!!!

Well go to the vertical bubble together I don’t give a fuck

Get the fuck outta here. I did?

- Nice English words, Dr. Shakalu. - [ Chuckles ] Thank ''boo.''

- Love you. - Oh.

You know what? It's too late to go to your grandma's house. I should get going anyway.

Get back to work, testers

last night I received a rough copy ofJ.P.'s new game...

Get the fuck outta here, it is?

We do serve shots… Of wheatgrass

I Feel Like Tom Cruise in Cocktail

Should’ve started Kraft

You can't whack it to Internet porn like everyone else?

- [ Laughs ] - Wow.

The lighting effects are really realistic.

but he is kind of soft, if you know what I mean.

you'll never suck your own dick!

Yeah, um, your office is probably the empty one down the hall.

Kieran has robot ears

- Not according to my mom. - I thought I told you to quit talking about that.

NUMERO DOS. ANDALE.

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH…

I Should've Worn A Condom

- [ Imitating Hydraulics ]

Me from another room: “BAAAAAABE…” Sebas:

who the fuck is Brian?

Please sit on my face

Well, Mr. Cheezle, not only have these guys found all the bugs...

Sometimes they're marked like this first one, which is by Llewellyn.

[ Chuckles ] Not after I was done with him.

Where are you? I'm sick of talking to your machine.

Lets do it! The trip I mean not sex

Mr. Robbins Sir, this is you

New high score, what does that mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

- [ Shouting ] - What's in here?

Fruit cup? Nice! way to go Mom

Mike’s beef…. Strong

You're the reason Alex has been tired all week?

I just figured you wanna be well-rested if you're gonna go to...

We'll go to the loony bin togethe I don't give a fuck.

All right! Who wants a piece of the gray bush?

Good things are coming. Good things.

You gotta give me a ride.

Hey Boopie you fuckin freak

They're not Hookers They're Massage Therapists

Hey, at least I have a bush.

I'm gonna take his grandmother to Cheezle's office and get this mess figured out.

you're goddamn right

Thirteen, maybe. Why?

Wow. Where do you get your weed?

I don't know what you are, but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.

I quit there fuckin months ago

Or if you wanna call me afterwards, you totally can, probably.

What do you mean, were?

I think he's so cute.