Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you afraid of it?

I should have bought more Bitcoin

That's why I brought you in.

Yeah, lose the Woody Allen jacket.

- Gotcha! - Oh, my God!

- My sister said I should get an alarm. - Shut up.

I just thought I'd let you know.

Yeah, well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep.

It's upstairs, to the left.

He loved you so much.

All right. That-That's creepy.

WE’RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU? BOTTOM TEXT

I Quit There Fuckin' Months Ago, Man.

- [ Laughing Stops ] - [ Mouths Words ]

You forgot smoking lamp.

Okay, okay. The sheriff demands that those pictures be burned.

Oh, yeah, that's not an awkward breakfast.

- Come in. Hurry up. - You sure this is okay?

You said it wrong, stupid!

- Where's the bong?

All right, you guys. Come on. Get to work. It's crunch time.

- No, you're smokin' the Frankenstein. - [ Coughing ]

Just don't let a cop see it or Grandma's doing some time.

- Is that good? - Yeah.

I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the Looney bin together! I don't give a fuck!

I mean, you saw a lot of stuff go down:

Chicken cutlet. Spaghetti with garlic bread. Oh my god, the wings to go with the breast...

He's definitely not under his desk sleeping. That's a fact.

- Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. This is our harmony table.

Adios turd nuggets

[ Alex ] Nice place.

- You scaredy-cat. - What the hell are you doing, Grandma?

OH YEAH! WHAT’S UP, MR. CHEEZLE?

Oughhh... My benelli is a whore

- Doctor, hand me a Baggie, please? - Here go.

- How much time to we have? - Enough time to 69.

this must be your first time here at Our Lady Health.

- [ Ticking ] - [ Loud Chiming ]

[ Laughs, Mutters ]

Stupid polygon.

[ Robot Voice ] Eject.

Drive monkey, drive!!

Dude, a bag of weed would have been fine.

Yeah, I could eat.

I'll smoke it with you, bro. We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, Shiloh. That's Weird.

A little ''Dance Dance Revolution.''

Now, remember. They're probably sleeping, so please be quiet.

And I climbed... into his soul. And it's there I stayed until morning.

Oh, lookit here.

Your bed is a graphics card Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet graphics card

Hey I don't have antlers, do I?

Let's see, let's see.

And don't forget it's my grandson's game.

- I'm Alex. I'm one of the testers. - Do you usually sleep here?

- Do you have another copy of the game? - No.

Your shit's broke! brizzoke!

I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to The Looney bin together! I don't give a fuck!

Good morning. Um, I'm just looking for my office.

How do you two know each other?

So I will, uh... see you on Monday.

You're fucking weird

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

- [ Moaning ] - He's on his way.

Oh, God. What is happening?

- Who wants some cereal? - Yeah!

[ Barry ] Come on, Kane. Call it! I'm winning! I'm winning!

I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young.

- Get the fuck out of here. It is? - Yeah. And, uh...

I'm thinking of getting metal legs It's a risky operation but it'll be worth it

I'm gonna teach it tae kwon do.

Well, that is very flattering and revealing, Alex.

Maybe next time you could go a little less on the crazy and a little more on the beaver.

This is how high my electric bill about to be

World War 1, world war 2, the automobile, Joey shank

Nice karma Guy Blow

-Jeff. - What? It's weird.

I got my yellow belt today. Monkey got his red belt. He's a quick learner.

[ Speaking Foreign Language ]

- [ Robot Voice ] # Don't be mad at us ## - [ All Laughing ]

Basically a wired connection... You're a wired connection!

So how'd the loser conference go?

My name is Rosetta Cyper. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

Jeremy? Who the fuck is Jeremy?

What does ''high score'' mean?

Whoa! Yeah! Yeah!

''Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle. We're not hurting anyone.''

They'll massage your cock for money.

This is like my office as well as my home.

Listen, uh, I realize that it must be really...

FROM YOU, DANTE

No, we're not. You literally just told us that.

[ Imitates Hydraulics ]

This is Grace and that's Bea.

- Oh, kick to the head. - Yeah!

Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother Lilly, and these are his roommates.

The levels, I mean Not the sex

Ooh, ''Super Mario.'' Nice name-drop.

- Hey, Samantha, don't take the red pill! - [ Laughing ]

I'm not that hungry. I was going to go into work early also.

I was like one of those, uh, calves at the rodeo, all helpless.

Me from another room: “BAAAAAAABE…..”

- I love Madame Kamay.

Come on, Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.

wow, where do you get your smelling salts from

Why don't you explore my underwear, baby?

- Come on. Let's find Alex's desk. - God bless us, every one.

But could you please knock next time?

- Well, there you are. - Hi, Grandma.

Dude, your ass is tanner than my face.

I just came to tell you that I noticed the dwaes on Level 4...

Someone chest getting shit on tonight

I have to pee out of my ass.

- That's how I got this fat lip. - Where's the monkey now?

I mean, you created one of the greatest games ever when you were just a kid.

See you on Monday.

Uh, the big news from the party, ladies and gentlemen, Barry sucked on his first booby.

What are you doing,J.P.?

Can you guys stop

And, uh, you know what, I have a little more work to do, so if you want to just-

I'm a genius. What can I say?

- Distract me with my grandmother. Watch this. - Yep. That's right.

Uh, I haven't seen him.

Hey, fella. Give it a chance.

Ooh, dinnertime.

Yes, sir. [ Speaking Foreign Language ]

No such thing as Too wasted

[ Computer Voice ] Are you ready? Dance!

i can only hope grace

LOOK, WE WERE JUST KIDDING RICH!