Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but bangin' your grandmother and her roommates?

Do me a favor, all right? Don't-Don't be too critical. I-I'm not a genius.

[ Screeching, Banging Continue ]

We don't see it with any grease or fat.

Yeah, maybe if you cleaned it, it wouldn't smell like your girlfriend's ass.

Ooh, you know what everyone's buzzing about is the bean sprout quesadilla. Mmm.

This shit will be on the Discovery Channel.

- Your grandma's hilarious. - Yeah, she's not normally like this.

I thought you were good at this, man.

- Yeah. Yeah. - There's no clipping at all.

- Why? - To protect my shit.

Plus, he brought over some crazy Zimbabwean weed that'll turn you into a deer.

[ All Shouting ]

Did you remember to record samurai Jack?

- Come on. Let's go to lunch. - Hey, you remember Lara, don't you?

I think it's the devil

Oh, look here. Look at this report card.

[to Grace] So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean...

[ Robot Voice ] Drive safe.

i love it so much

- You're not jerking off on my dad. - Ha, ha. Very funny.

Uh, yeah. I guess.

Woaahh, nice name drop.

my beef...strong

Gentlemen, Levels 1 0 through 1 5, all done.

Get the fuck out of here...it is..

I AM NOT AMUSED

for the last couple of years.

ma poso re laki

You would have loved my grandfather.

What does "high score" mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

Ariana, Beckingsale & Kardashian are one thing…

This guy's not gonna rip my heart out of my chest and show it to me, is he?

I want to eat the TV.

[ Woman ] Uh, this is not an ordinary Tiffany lamp.

All right? If he doesn't finish it, were totally f'ed.

Do you want any snacks, Alex?

who the fuck is Brian?

He would have had 20.

- Hello? - Hey, Alex. You gotta come back to work.

Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're just great style, like this one, um-

Level 6 is done. Thank you.

- Antiques Roadshow. - [ Gasps, Laughs ]

I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood.

The collision detection's excellent on this.

Who the fuck is johnny??

Whoa. Chill, bro. You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.

Okay, they got one minute and then you- Okay? [ Foreign Language ]

- Hey, Lilly. Is Alex here? - Hi, Samantha.

It's cool if I invited some of my friends from the Crazy Beaver, right?

Take that, you dirty dopers

Ooh! Okay, I'll make you some breakfast before you do your chores.

DATA AI Learners

I'm a worthless asshole who deserves to die young.

- Oh. Hi, sweetheart. - Hey, Grandma.

I'll go to Dante's and see if he'll let me stay there. What about you?

Hey, man. Lookin'back, maybe that lion was a bad idea.

Hey, word on the street is Mr. Cheezle brought some girl here from New York...

Oh, your landlord, he, uh, hired us to pick up your stuff.

This right trigger brings up your magic spell menu.

I'm sorry. Was that expensive piece?

- Wait! Alex- - Let him go. Let him go.

- Cheers. - Hear, hear.

ma poso re laki

Yeah, her name's Samantha. She's really hot. She wants to bang me.

Uh, no, but I'll self-park it in your asshole.

- [ Man Continues In Spanish ] - [ Women Laughing ]

Well we dont have Dance Dance revolution....

I’ll go to the boner bin with you bro, I don’t give a fuck!

I take your testicles.... and remove them thru your anus

To complete E.D.S. 3 on schedule...

You got one extra minute okay…

Keep tryin', guys. Backstreet for life. Oh, hey.

I should have bought more bitcoin

[ Alex ] Come on, Grandma. Get up.

Madam Kamay said I could stay at the Palace

I can hear my hair growing

Chi-Chi choochy loco-co.

. Just practice on the weekends and stuff in your free time. You'll get it.

Well, so that's my game.

Dude, it's July.

Here you go, honey.

Jeff, you're already working on 7 through 9, so why don't you just stick with those.

J.P., I gotta be honest. The robot voice does not help your cause.

[ Siren Blares ]

- I want you to take the Frankenstein shit...

- Ohh! - And-And that felt nice.

[ Cries ] That's why I like Alex to be in the house...

- You never had a chance, Timmy. - I'll get you eventually, gray bush. Time is on my side.

Look, I'm the Cookie Monster.

That's why Dr. Shakalu's hookin' me up with a monkey.

All right. Pour me one. You know what? Pour me two.

Dad, where do you get your weed?

and let me just say that it invaded my mind with such force...

J.P. revealed himself to be an actual robot...

where a rare breed of African lion was captured in a residential neighborhood.

I can't stop cumming! I'm sorry! IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!

You know, I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass...

Oh, no. That's okay. But you know what?

Don't be mad at us

[ Robot Voice ] Please get on top of me.

Who the fuck is Johnny?

- Get him. Get him. - There he is. Okay. Okay.

Actually, I don't have to be at work for another three and a half hours.

That's your fault too

No, I really need your help. Do you think you can do some of my levels?

Hi. It's nice to finally meet you. You have quite a reputation.

Hey, you know what, Grandma? Um, I actually have to go see a friend and get some stuff.

Hey, it's 4:00. Murder, She Wrote is on. [ Chuckles ]

So what kind of weed do you want?

Your potty is a car... Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

I have to pee out of my butt

We celebrated the game tonight, so-Jeff, stop it.

Marc loves Aunt Jill

LETS DO IT. THE SKATING, I MEAN. NOT SEX.

Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear.

Deal? Nice man.

- What's this? - Antiques Roadshow.

- Why is it Frankenstein? - 'Cause after you smoke it, you walk like this.

[ Samantha ] I don't know, Lilly, but he's not gonna-

Well, I haven't been out and about for a while...

Your shit's Broke!

Balls deep in that turtle With a thumb in your mouth.

The game... is Frog Bog.

A piece of the wedding cake.

Marathon? Fuck me.

I wanna... sing?

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

you'll never have train legs. Big boy is fucking alex.

At Least I Have A Bush