Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Thank you so much, again. - Sweet dreams, darling.

intimidating to talk to me, you know.

- Nice karma, ''Guy-blow.'' - You said it wrong, stupid. It's Shylo.

This isn't the, uh, ''I think I'm a deer'' shit, is it?

[ Woman's Voice ] I died on the floor...

- [ Door Opens ] - Let him find his center and realign his chi.

No way! Was he silent?

- No, he had a problem. - He would have definitely fit in with that crowd then.

- [ Thud, Glass Breaking ] - What the fuck?

[ Robot Voice ] I am not amused.

Look, my roommates won't let me get any work done. They're insane.

Oh.Jeff's a good friend.

I swear to God I would have helped you, Sophie.

You would if you had robot ears.

New High Score What's that mean? Did I break it?

[ Robot Voice ] I hate your face.

I have chosen our very best table for your party.

What does "high score" mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

That's... more believable than what actually happened.

''Dad.'' Nice name-drop.

How much time do we have? Enough time to 69. oh just like Don Knotts!

Oh, well. That's convenient. [ Snorts ]

- Bye. - Hey, you know what? I-I forgot something.

Whatever Guy Blow

Dude your ass is tanner than my face

- [ Snickers ] - Colonel Crackers is the best!

Well, you'd be bitter too if you had four husbands die on you.

Just to go around the neck.

Whoa. Alex, what happened?

You said it wrong, stupid! it's Shiloh..

Vvvv! Vvvv! My name is JP. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina

Don't Be Mad At Us

You are so talented.

I'll be 36 in October.

- Holy crap. - Dildo lunch?

I'm a worthless asshole who desees to die young.

May I help you ladies? Are you looking for Alex?

Oh, my God. I am naked! Come on in!

Don't you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour.

The levels, I mean. Not sex.

It's all these poor knaves have to look forward to every day.

Easy. Here's what you do. Hide behind the boulder.

Oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast.

So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean...

[ Chuckling ] We're his roommates.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Wow. I, uh, didn't even know that that came out. - It hasn't yet.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Oh, well, there was a break in the marathon on TV, so I did some of your laundry.

But I'm working on that.

some pudding and- and, oh, wait a minute.

By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night? Yes

and he kidnapped your grandma, and he's gonna eat her soul out of her head.

- This is my room. - Here we are.

Wait, wait. Don't tell me your roommates did that to you.

[ Laughing ] Is this Ma Albert?

- Whoo! That game is fun! Oh, my God!

Of course she doesn't have a microwave. She's fucking 1 00.

- [ Snickers ] - Do you have bathrooms or do I have to shit in the plant?

Vance Vance Revolution

There's no trouble, bro. They're people,just like you and me.

- How long have you been a tester? - Like 1 0 years?

And he's programming and designing them all by himself?

I would have... trimmed my antlers.

- Oh, no. - Good, good, good.

- Whatever you need, Samantha. - Barry, you'll cover 4 through 6.

- [ Mouthing Words ] - Well, he's probably working hard somewhere.

Uh- Hey, no. No. Stop, please.

Your bed is a car -Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car

Don't Be Mad at Us!

- then come down and have breakfast. - Okay, Grandma.

I can't believe this stupidity!

Have fun at school Sucks to be you, nerds

- Uh-huh? - Don't curse. You're better than that.

- Ooh, sorry. - Anytime, kid.

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

Stop Hitting me

Phone's for you. I think it's the devil.

[ Lilly ] Could you get that please, dear?

- Yeah. -Just so you know, Sophie left us two weeks ago.

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- That's a long day. - It's not that tough of a job, though, Grandma. But thank you.

Time to get some levels done.

said that I could sleep over with her and her two crazy girlfriends.

Anyways, here's a black box that gets all the channels...

You know, that's something a normal person... or a friend would do, right?

I agree. But what if you just rendered them a different color?

Trey Loves milk

There's a word for that I think it's "racist"

Thanks for all this. And, Doctor? [ Clicks Tongue ]

That’s you’re fault to

Here's to you, Sophie.

You're a fuckin' legend, man.

This Is Like If Tyson Fought An Infant

What are you doing Woel?

Is there any way that you can prove that this is your game?

So until I finish my levels, I can't have any distractions.

- Do you have any more pot? - No.

I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job

It's kind of a secret, uh-

So, um, I-I finished my first level last night. How far are you, Alex?

New high score. Is that bad?

Ooh Ryan Sarver Nice name drop

New high score, what does that mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

What's up Mr Cheezel?

What's the matter, nana's boy? Can't hang?

- Is that Spanish? - Numero dos. Andale.

they take your testicles and remove them through your anus.

[ Robot Voice ] Samantha, you will be mine, mine.

I should have bought more bitcoin

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

I've been living with them for the last week.

What is that ringing?

Don’t be mad at me

I know, I am pretty amazing

By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

You're dying. [ Makes Beeping Noise ]

You're dead to me. Over.