Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now hit this joint and have some fun.
- Oh, my God. - [ Slurping ]
Nice Death Spike
Numero dos andele
## [ Pop ]
[robot voice] Danalyrics
WAIT! DEMRAN LET HIM GO. LET HIM GO.
i should've worn a condom
Okay, so that's chicken cutlet, leftover lasagna...
Sean on his birthday Proud of that bush
Hello Jesse Hello silver fox
but we don't have ''Dance Dance Revolution,'' so you're dumb.
Whatever. Like there's such a thing as too wasted.
and-and then we had a pot of Sophie's tea.
Uh-uh. Wait your turn. I'm on a roll here. Ooh.
- Yeah. - Kanpai.
[robot voice] I am not amused
## [ Singing In Spanish ]
[ Normal Voice ] No, it's not. Shut up.
Didn't want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
Or a C.B. radio. I can talk to other car beds. That'll be hot.
I know. I am pretty... amazing.
Well, you know, if you don't do it, I'm gonna do it...
- [ Box Hitting Floor ] - Whoa, wait.
Megan visiting her grandson 20 years from now
- ASAP. - ASAP. Gotcha.
Okay, now go in here and use your lightning to blow up those barrels.
Choke on a cows dick
- [ Giggles ] - Wow,J.P., that is a great outfit.
who the is Brian?
"Let's Go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle" we're not hurting anyone!
- You're up first, Samantha. - [ Speaking Foreign Language ]
- Mine's the biggest office- - Let's check it out.
But underneath this genius...
You would if you had robot ears
- [ Mouthing Words ] - Oh.
- How long you staying? - Um,just till I find a new apartment.
Oh, that's nothing.
Okay,J.P. Let's go.
Do you know how to use a sandblaster?
Hey, you know what? I could, like, take this home for you...
No one's ever been brave enough to try that.
.
Enough time to 69
No chores, Grandma!
Mr. Delusional
You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?
You’re dumb.
Doctor, can you tell Mr. Lee Ho to go make the monkey be quiet?
Oh, it's so cold when you're dead.
Rage it up Rage all you want
Oh, okay. Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Rage it up. Rage all you want.
You can see that there are fish swimming.
They’re not Hookers, They're massage therapists.
How can he see me?
That is so gnarly
I met the doctor at a cockfight in Pomona.
Yeah. It makes sense.
I'm sorry, did you say your name was Martins
- There's no time. We're screwed. - [ Sighs ]
No. I- I just don't like techno.
[ Chuckles, Kissing ]
I thought I was going to explode into the atmosphere.
- Nice jammies. - Thanks. They're a present from my roommates.
They won't stop watching... porn.
so I thought I'd step it up a notch.
I'm worthless asshole who deserves to die young.
and you want to go out with me after work and get a drink.
Shit’s Weak
- Wow, Grandma, this is nice. - Oh, good.
- Hey,J-dork, it's Alex. - What's going on, shit lips?
Fredricks ass is getting fired tonight..
No. He's not hurt or anything. There was an argument at work over this video game, and-
No alcohol? This place sucks.
[ Music, Chattering Fade ]
Of course. I love it.
- Hi, Grandma, ladies. - Hi.
It’s a risky operation But I think it’ll be worth it
Bummer, I know. But, uh- [ Laughs ]
No, no, no, no, no. It's not that late. It's right around the corner. We can totally go.
Silo ha Whatever Guy Blow
What I say to myself inside when someone says good try and I say " Thanks"
'cause I know how much you hate it.
I brought her in from New York to, uh, be the project manager on E.D.S. 3.
- He meant gay. - Stop it.
What? You're too wasted to sing.
CTRL + G how can it see me
The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace
Don't tell me your grandma beats you.
Mmm,just a few chores.
I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail. [ Laughs ]
- Yeah. - Did you design it by yourself?
- [ Bell Ringing On TV]
- Did you go to high school with Alex? - [ Laughing ]
- [ High-pitched ] Hello? - [ Woman ] Delivery at the front desk for you, Alex.
And if you take one extra minute, I have my two friends...
Hmm. Well, for last six months, you no pay me rent.
Here's Alex's grandfather holding baby Alex.
I'm thinking of getting metal legs It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it
[ Grunts ]
Thanks anyway, but brown's not my color.
- I think the bikers want some in the dining room. - Oh, okay.
What's going on, shit lips?
Magic reminding Burgundy
Yeah. Yeah. I-It was my roommates.
And you know what? Just when I was about to scream for the police, I came.
Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.
Come on!
Oh.
Your beef is wrong
That's what old people do They fall asleep
Yeah, well, that's what old people do. They fall asleep.
Ooh Nice name drop
Good to know. Dude. [ Whistles ]
What does "high score" mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?
and I swam with the dolphins.
What does ''high score'' mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?
Adam Let’s go shopping!
We don't know. Nobody can find him.
We do serve shots.. of wheatgrass
Ooh. No, I don't.
- ASAP. - ASAP. Gotcha.
I don't care what it's called. I just want a bag of fucking weed.
Still think I should die...
Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick.
Quantum You will be mine, mine
Tep Nope
Wow. Which one did you nail?