Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where will you be, when it happens?

I am so sorry I didn't believe you, Alex.

The game I mean, not sex ....sorry

Come on. Let's go exploring.

I should have bet the farm

I can't stop scoring. It feels so good

By ''girlfriend,'' do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

- Barry, I think it's time for you and the milk maid to go home. - [ Muffled ] Okay, Alex.

I just- I want you guys to like me...

World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac- I mean-

This is like if Tyson fought an Infant

Okay, let's go. Let's start the game.

My beef- [ Sniffs ] strong.

New high score, is that bad?

why are you naked?

let's f*cking rage!

It’s so cold When you’re dead

And you got cheese and crackers and some chocolate milk to wash it all down.

That's your fault too.

Those losers are gonna make sure your game releases on time.

- [ Woman ] Mr. Cheezle on line two. - I have to take this.

Hopefully, that'll keep away the bad-energy troll.

I’ll play it with ya bro We’ll go to the loony bin together I don’t give a fuck

Alex, how are you

So, Samantha, as you know, our immediate focus...

I should probably get going. Alex, could you give me a ride?

It really is amazing.

That’s your fault too

- You mean your parents? - Yeah, same thing.

I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation but it'll be worth it

Yes, that's correct. She gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job.

[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] Graphic meter! No, that's not it.

No. I'm challenging you,Jeff.

- Alex's game, ''Demonik''? - Yeah. Do you know it?

Ooh, Lara, no panties? How'd you know I liked it like that?

Hey, you don't really have to do two. I was just kidding.

- How's it looking? - It's the future of gaming.

Chicken cutlet.

Someone’s ass getting fucked tonight!

Oh. Well, don't you have to go to work?

I think that everybody should know. You should probably make that a memo.

Doesn't it look nice?

LET HIM FIND HIS INNER PEACE AND BECOME ONE WITH THE FORCE.

I have to pee out of my ass!

I'm Shylo. I'll be your waiter all day.

[ Imitates Turret Motor, Gun Firing ]

Please don't kill me. I would have helped you. I just wasn't here-

- I'm a genius. - Yeah, I know you are.

alright ... that's...that's creepy

- Dude, what is going on? - This is my grandmother.

Oh, my gosh. It's already noon.

You're fucking weird.

Yeah. West West,yo.

[ Laughing Continues ]

When the edibles kick in:

Yeah, I have a bear.

Baby loves falafel

Might be a little too confusing.

And the left trigger lets you use your magic spells.

I should have reached for Aubrey.

Do you think that she invented the hand job?

Well, uh, what do you want me to do? I can't push the deadline any further.

- [ Beeps ] - [ Female Voice ] You have one new message.

That's Cochrane Or as I like to call it: the stupid idiot town full of jerks

[ Cheering, Applause ]

- What's that? - Oh, it's great.

[ Alex ] Hey,J.P., you fuckin' freak.

He said he was gonna give me some notes on it, not fuckin' steal it.

Your girl can drink her fuckin' face off.

What's under the skirt, Lara?

So... You're dumb

I heard some growlin' and shit out in the yard.

Hey its 4 o'clock Murder she wrote's on

I'm not sure. I found this in one of Sophie's old tins...

So you can't kill the demon at the end of Level 6?

YOUR DEAD TO ME...OVER

Baby loves cheesesteak

Which meant that I will... underestimate someone very close to me.

Here I come to get ya.

You're fucking weird

Line up, you fucking nerds. Who wants a shot at the champ?

Yeah, it gets messy, but I've got 50 housekeepers, so-

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- I have proof thatJ.P. stole Alex's game. - What proof?

- No, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.

There's a word for that i think it's "illegal alien"

[ Shouting Continues ]

[ Whispering ] I can hear my hair growing.

If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat?

- Did you have a good day? - I did. Did you remember to TiVo SamuraiJack?

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK ENERGY. FUCK SKINNEEJAY.

- I'm not gay, but thank you. - Denial.

We're partyin'. Where are you at?

[ Cheezle ] Yes. If you turn your attention to the monitor...

Oh, no, of course. Uh, they're- they're the best.

What, did he take the day off and die of old age?

Alex, I need you to deal with 1 0 through 1 5...

- I'm gonna barf. - [Jeff] That is so repulsive.

If i woke up 5 hrs early

I think he fucking shattered it.

Uh, maybe 'cause I was with three chicks last night.

SOMEONE ASS GETTING LAID TONIGHT

If we pay you extra

Enough time to 69

Guess I'm not high enough to get that one.

- Oh, where'd Sophie move to? - Heaven.

Yeah. She was a pioneer.

There's a reason why I'm the creator of E.D.S. 3 and you're just a tester.

What’s up silver fox

so I'm probably not gonna stay out so late.

Well, w-we were getting- [ Laughs ]

Whatever guyblow Ha you said it wrong its silo

Our report is due tomorrow and he hasn't even started it.