Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a first day of September 2023! (hans slam the door)
The colonel. Here, honey.
You have to cup your arm at the bottom tightly and then release slowly like this.
I'll smoke it with bro We'll go to the looney bin together, I don't give a fuck
- Hey, dude. - What's up, guys? What did weirdo say about the elves?
Exactly.
Still think I should die...
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
Mr. Lee Ho?
DUDE, YOU GOTTA COOL DOWN AND, COME BACK TOMORROW AND APOLOGIZE TO SKINNEEJAY. I'M SORRY.
Never heard of a dog?
[ All Slurping ]
Oh. No, thanks, Grandma. I'm fine.
- [ All Laughing ] - Wake up, dude.
[ Phone Ringing ]
samantha you will be mine
Come on. Why don't we have that beer in the kitchen?
FUUUUCK IM TIRED
I don't give a fuck
Move over, Bea.
- This- This is my game. -[ Electronic Whooshing ]
[ Belches ] Oop. Oh. Excuse me.
We were getting ready for bed...
Yes I will!
If we pay extra, could we maybe get some DPS or resistances?
Shh! Go read your Playgirl or something.
Someone’s ass got fucked tonight!
You look like a bag of shit.
World War I...World War II...the automobile...Tupac...
- Busted!
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, a... karate monkey. You know, that's probably safer.
This one is a fish lamp.
I can’t stop Poooooooooping!!
We had such fun last night. I've gotta get the name of that tea.
[ Sniffles ] I know. I do it when I get neous.
Samantha, why don't you take the guys out for dinner tonight, on Brainasium.
Black Forrest cake? Fuck me...
Okay, you know what, use your fireballs to blow a hole in that wall.
I just don’t like The Disco Biscuits You would if you had robot ears
- What are you, eight? - At least I have my own bed.
Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose.
Fireball! Fireball!
That is pure fucking insanity.
- We're back on schedule. - Phenomenal.
By girlfriend, do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
I'm taking the title, old man.
Sourdough pancakes...
- [ Laughs ] - It's like-
you'll never have train legs. samantha is fucking big boy.
Fuck! Stop hitting me!
I can’t stop coming!
I'LL TUBE IT WITH YOU BRO. WE'LL GO TO THE LOONEY BIN TOGETHER. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Shit! I have to pee out of my ass!
- Oh, hey, Alex. - Hey.
[ Foreign Language ]
Oh, hi. I didn't know anyone new was coming in.
Nice name drop
Okay, honey. Woo-hoo.
I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea.
Delusional thoughts from fantasy island
- There's a word for that. I think it's ''hooker.'' - You're a hooker!
- How old are you now? - I'll be 36 in October.
Yeah, but it’s a fucking sweet dome.
Phone's for you, I think it's the Devil
- Really? - Yeah.
And here I am with Abbott and Costello.
Dude, he's living a fantasy. It's so awesome.
They won't stop watching... Porn!
Words to live by
- Have I told you today how much I love you? - Mmm. Hey, Grandma.
Your beef wrong.
WHAT DOES 195 ON PREM NEW DID BUYS MEAN IS THAT BAD, DID I BREAK IT??
Anyway, don't you think that the dwaes on Level 4...
- No. She fell out of bed and died right here. - Ew!
Hey, Sara Sorry to bother you
- If you want me to come, I totally will. - Don't worry about it.
- Everything you've heard about me is true. - [ Exhales ]
Here, you can have all of them. Where's the bathroom?
Thank you Mr. President
Oh, it's just a couple of things, sweetie.
You think your so Fckn funny
Fuck me you look good Fuck me you look good
I'm gonna make this game, and it's gonna be the best thing that anyone has ever seen.
- Come here, cutie. - Oh, hey.
-J.P. - Sorry I'm late, Mr. Cheezle.
That is nuts. That is so hot.
Discmania be like
I had a dream last night.
I'll go to tpbt anywhere I don't give a fuck.
[ Door Closes ]
New 52 week high Is that bad? Did we break it?
So I walked into my boss's office and I said, ''Dad, I quit.''
You want an Ice Cream Sandwich? They're on Whole Wheat With Lettuce.
- Hey, Lilly. Could you do me a favor? - Sure.
- Shot it down. - What? Really? That was a good idea.
I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.
The game, I mean. Not sex.
- Oh, I started a fight club. - Oh.
I was beatin' my brothers at ''Super Mario.''
I have to pee out of my butt.
Hey, we gotta prank call him. Let's prank call him.
Let's do it.
## [ Heavy Metal ]
Yes And possibly shitting his pants
- Hi, honey. - Ooh. You look hot.
APEX LIKE BABY WANT SOME MILK!
You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.
- [ Groaning ]
Chi-Chi Zapata.
You'll have to wake him up out of his sex coma first.
Your fuckin weird Trump ^
I will taste your flesh!
No, I didn't. Oh! The bong water reeks.
That is adora- Look at the little cowboy hat.
- You're sick. - [ Chuckles ] I know.
When financials come out What does high score mean? Did I break it
Don't judge me, Monkey.
Make too many mistakes, you lose people millions of dollars, you get fired.
They're not hookers! They're massage therapists.
I'm sorry. Did you say your name was Shylo?
Thunder wants a playoff with shark... tonight!
Grandma, why aren't you in bed?
You know fly with the seabirds or whatever you were talking about.
Spaghetti with garlic bread.
After any place I leave pe
[ Bea ] Thank you, Lilly.
JP
- Yeah? - I'm working.
New high score? Is that bad?
Did I hallucinate a party last night?
Oh, flies. I'm a frog. I'm eating flies. A lot more than you.
space shuttle
Oh! Goddamn it!
- My grandma drank all my pot. - That is great.
[ Normal Voice ] No, she's not!
[ Bell Jingling ]
That helps.
Space shuttle.