Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Someone ass getting kicked out tonight.

[ Robot Voice ] Delusional thoughts from Fantasy Island.

- Oh, that's this stick right here. - This here?

Good night, my friend. Sleep well.

Miller's beef soon be STRRROOOOOONG!!

New high score, what does that mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?

Oooo Elon…. Nice name drop

I loved him, and I love you, and I love being your roomie.

I don't know. 3,000 something.

- See you later, Grandma. - Okay.

- Mr. Cheezle, this is sad. - Okay. That's it!

Are you afraid of it?

My beef… strong!

- I guess I'll just have to suffer until then. - Sorry.

I'm sorry. Was that expensive piece?

- I've got four more boxes. - Okay.

So, uh, you keep playing, and I'll see you later.

Yeah. It was definitely puberty.

I’m a worthless asshole who deserves to die young

- I thought maybe- -J.P.

I'LL SMOKE IT WITH YOU BRO. WE'LL GO TO THE LOONEY BIN TOGETHER. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

So, what's this big meeting about?

All right. Look, Alex, this game has to get finished.

So, I mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right?

They're not Hookers They're Massage Therapists

- [ Turns Off] - Hi.

When someone hands you a new strain. And you roll with it.

- Right. That's what I was going for. - [ Door Opens ]

THEY’RE NOT HOOKERS!!! They’re massage therapists…

- [ Man Speaking Spanish ] - Think I hear voices.

Quiet, Bobby. Can't you see Alex is sleeping? He's not taking challenges.

- Oh, thanks. - Okay.

Do you have the magic arrows?

What people say After any place I just left

- What tea? - Sophie's tea, from the tin on her dresser.

[ Makes High-pitched Noise ] Oh, my God.

Wait, Alex. You're really clouding the energy in this room right now.

[ Alex ] Oh, there you go. Oh,yeah, walk over here.

Then his head will start to spin. Once that happens...

That's good to know.

I’m an Antique!

- I'm an antique. - Yes, you are, Bea.

Somebody ass getting eaten tonight

- The glass that these fish are- - [ Chiming ]

and-and maybe give you some notes on it or something.

my roommates are sleeping

This shit is fuckin' crazy.

I'm really sorry to have to leave this conversation, but I will see you guys later.

MY BEEF’S STRONG

It’s the future of shoe gaming

That's Cochrane Or as I like to call it: the stupid idiot town full of jerks

[ Exhales ] I don't know. I-I was self-conscious about it.

No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong.

NEW HIGH SCORE? IS THAT BAD? DID I BREAK IT?

I’m a worthless asshole Who deserves to die!

You should never forget Coheed and Cambria kid Ever

Two major titles in one year?

Goat checking out GingerBeards roster

Shit! This is not working.

We’ll eat flying Satanic crickets together I don’t give a fuck

Oh Jeff’s a good friend

Altuve is in his Altima!

Oh, with pleasure.

- [J.P. ] Excuse you. - Hey, look, it's Bono's brother.

An dre a, you will be mine

[ Sobbing ] I love them so much.

I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina

- Yeah. - Sweetie?

- [ Record Scratches ]

What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor

You know that, Mr. Cheezle.

Don't slit your wrists, Kane. I'm here.

Uh, not much. Look, I need you to do me a huge favor.

Avoid his tea parties. [ Gagging ]

School. [ Giggles ] I didn't need school.

- I know. Here. - What if I had been the bellboy?

- You're getting a lion? - Yeah.

People will bow to it

WE’LL GO TO THE LOONY BIN TOGETHER. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

No. I was working late. I love work. I love life.

Yeah it’s totally cool just keep ur voice down My parents are sleeping…

so we can free up all the testers for J.P.'s new masterpiece.

I need money for…

This is a little more violent than the birdhouse. It's called ''Demonik.''

Huh. How's that going?

Hey its 1600 Murder she wrote's on

Is Alex around? He has some visitors.

Dark you look good Dark you look good

- Who did the programming? - Uh, I did that too.

Yeah. I'll call you later and let you know which bed I end up in.

So, who wants to hear about my S.T.D. from the silent film era?

Yes, and possibly shitting his pants.

I can't get anything done. They're total nymphos. You got to help me.

[ Exhales ] Still think I should die.

or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one.

Come on, Bea. Come on.

I still can't believe they appraised that footstool at $200, though.

I know where he is. Come on, babe.

- [ Typing ] - [ Electronic Whooshing ]

do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

- [ Laughing ] - [ Mocking Laughter]

He was the coolest. He would have had a beer or two with us last night.

This scene hits different the older We get

and just do them right now.

You know what? Fuck energy. FuckJ.P.

- What's up? - How's it going?

How could he see me?

I’ll get you eventually ginger bush

All right! That's enough. I'm-I'm here.

who the fuck is Brian?

Ooh. Sorry. Uh, Sophie was so-

Samantha You will be mine, mine

It’s like cypress hill concert in here I don’t rent to those kind of people

- Yeah. - Hey,Jeff.

Hello Jesse What's up, Silver fox?

- Hey, Dante. Is Alex there? - Hold on.

Dallas Is a bitch