Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let me guess. Was your dick on fire?

But-Why? Is there something wrong?

You know, that would be cheap and quick.

So .... You're DuMB

They, uh-They're crazy. They're crazy. They tied me up.

It's 6:00 already?

Oh, isn't that pretty?

Yuri, what the hell's going on?

I don't know who you are But I'm gonna fucking hug you too

Do you think she invented the handjob?

Okay, go in this room. Okay, use your telekinesis power to lift those objects.

which meant good things are coming.

Boy, I hope I do. [ Chuckles ]

I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.

Does it look like I got any levels done last night?

what happened, trapp? did i break it?

- Hey,Jeff. - Hi.

[ Inhales, Panting ]

Where did you get that?

D&C CPO’s and TRO looking at the SFO’s

- [ Laughing ] - Need food.

What's this meeting about? I think it's about farting..

But banging Tom Brady??

So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was...

I'm worthless asshole who deserves to die young.

Duh jamie Hehehe

- Cool! I hope it's a naked dude with a boner. - What?

is the completion of''Eternal Death Slayer 3'' in time for the fall.

I can’t stop throttling!

OKAY, NOW YOUR ENERGY IS REALLY SCARING ME.

Are you the new janitor?

I don't rent to those kind of people.

Please sit on my demo

- People keep asking me about it. - Um-

Oh, I am so happy that you're here, honey.

I love Bloomsburg

Did you remember to TiVo Samurai Jack?

Here, honey, I made you someJell-O with no fruit...

Yeah. It's totally cool.Just keep your voice down. My roommates are sleeping.

ameal's a fuckin liar tigger

The sound a girl makes when she sees your penis

I don't understand wha- [ Laughs ]

and I just thought it would be nice to do it in- in her memory.

I-I'm okay, Grandma.

Don't slit your wrists

[ Kisses, Blows ]

The trade I mean not sex

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Cool. Well, you... have a long night ahead of you.

Why didn't you tell me you were designing a game?

- [ Soft Farting Noise ] - Dude, I- I can't do it.

Yeah it’s cool just keep ur voice down My roommates are sleeping ..

So, uh, if you ever need anything, just please, feel free to call.

I’m way too baked to play wow with Cory bro.

No one: Corona virus

[ Alex ] Mmm, this is a video game I'm making.

I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail.

- Oh, sure, honey. I want a beer. - Okay.

[ All Shouting ]

- Do-Do you have a second? - ## [ Stops ]

Uh, no. No, he's not. Hi, ladies.

I don't have antlers, do I?

All right, my friends, pack up everything, put on truck, okay?

Backstreet fo Life!

[ Brakes Screech, Engine Revs, Shuts Off]

New high score! Is that bad? Did I break it?

It's Doug's Birthday! Let'

And we're going to salt and pepper the pork-[ Continues ]

- Drive, Monkey! Drive! - [ Car Horn Honking ]

What does that mean? Did I break it?

they're not hookers! they're massage therapists

So you can't wake me up to play video games or something?

Hey, Timmy, any chance I can crash on your couch tonight?

Who the fuck is Brian?

I can’t stop drinking! It feels so good!

- Good night, ladies. - [ Reporter Continues, Indistinct ]

- [ Imitates Hydraulics ] - [ Cheezle ] Wow, Alex.

- I just- - [ Imitating Hydraulics ]

You said it wrong stupid

I'm gonna talk toJeff and the other guys...

Just practice on the weekends and stuff in your free time. You'll get it.

- He must be a genius. - Well,J.P. is not normal.

- Maybe it's a fireman stripper, Alex. - I can only hope, Grace.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

- You actually want me to play a 90-year-old woman? - Ninety?

Alright! Who wants a piece of the Grey Bush

Anyway, I had a suggestion for ''Eternal Death Slayer.''

Well, I told you we were going to have fun.

Why? So you can jerk off on my mom?

Monkey sucker... punch!

Let's see. You were my, uh-

[ Farting Noise ]

It's this game I've been designing in my spare time...

Yeah. I know. He got addicted to hookers.

Oh, no, no, no, Grandma, don't worry. No.

should've worn a condom

Take a little bit of the plague

We've had an enormous amount of bugs at this stage, and, quite frankly...

[ Chuckling ] You are something else. You must be starving, darling.

[ Chortling ] Thirty-five- prodi-

He's upstairs, puttin' his nunchakus away.

Hey,Jeff. Can you find Alex?

Sir, what was going through your head when you came upon the lion?

- [ Laughs ] - Oh.

Yeah, well, that's what old people do they work.

No, you're right. Your mom would really appreciate it.

I found some weed. I wanna smoke it

We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a f-

Hey, wow, you got to a checkpoint.

By “you and foo” do you mean that piece of rabbit fur that you rub on your dick every night?

We have been sort of rough on him...

- All right, suit yourself. I'll see you in a couple hours. - Yeah.

I quit paying that shit Fucking months ago man

Uh, you... were my first.

Let's do it! The levels I mean, not sex

[ Imitates Hydraulics ]