Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually, it's not. It's Philip.

Thank you. Thank you.

It's just that the phone message really bummed me out.

- Seriously, rip what? - Why are you so tired?

Uh, you know, Mr. Cheezle, fly with the seabirds or whatever

Suddenly, you're not such a big shit-talker anymore, are you,Jeff?

Uh- Leave the decisions to me, Kane.

Yeah. Next question. Right here.

Sucks to be you, DINK

What’s up Silver Fox

And also, dude- I haven't told any of the guys at work about this.

- [ Screeching ] - [ Crash ]

I QUIT THERE.. FUCKIN MONTHS AGO MAN

[ Birds Chirping ]

[ Cheezle ] Whoa!

Hey, has anybody got a light? I found some weed.

I'm sorry. Was that expensive piece?

- Ooh, nice Death Spike.

Well, can you at least go first so I can see what I'm doing?

Who The fuck is johnny?

New high score, Is that bad? what does that mean? Did I break it?

Oh, rise and shine.

- I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina. - [ Line Disconnects ]

LET'S DO IT. THE RACING, I MEAN. NOT SEX.

Oh, I'm sorry. I was putting up my Christmas tree.

except I have to deal with those zombies.

I have to pee out of my ass.

- [ Chiming Continues ] - What the-

They're not hookers... They're massage therapists.

Your shit's weak! Wizzeak!

So where you going?

You want some soup?

I love what you did with the bit-mapping.

Uh, that's a bad guy. He's a drug dealer. Kill him.

Hey Jp. What are you doing?

He's teaching me and Monkey tae kwon do.

Doctor, we're not in the rain forest, man.

my grandma drank all my pot

You’re a hooker!

I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job.

Yeah, well, I don't think that's very smart...

who the fuck is brian

I got the Incredible Hulk, I got some of the green monster, I got the bling.

- [ Male Computer Voice ] Ultramix 2! - When the hell did we get this?

Who the fuck is Jacob?

Oh, how cute. He's just trying to get into your pants.

Fantasy football got me like

SOMEONE ASS GETTING LAID TONIGHT

- [ Kisses, Exhales ] - [ Sighs ]

- [ Ringing Continues ] - Wh-What is that ringing?

You play a demon who's been summoned from hell to clean out this meth lab.

So her room is available if you need it.

Oh, that's very sweet. Well, I'm Samantha.

- Well, it's a pleasure to meet you ladies. - Thank you.

We are not goin' to my grandma's house. Go pee in the alley.

100% Win what does that mean? Did I break it?

[ Giggles ] So where's Alex?

- [ Cell Phone Rings ] - What's up? J-dog.

- Alex, how are you? - I'm good.

Mmm. What's that?

i should have worn an axon...

If we pay extra, could we maybe get some grease or fat?

- Thank you for showing me all the photos. - Come any time, sweetheart.

Leave the Somalis and their $9 Billion alone. We're not hurting anyone.

and I want you to roll it all into one joint.

Why aren't you home? I need you.

What? No. Why can't you do them?

- May I see you in my office for a minute, please? - Yeah.

But I did beat ''The Legend of Zelda'' before I could walk.

Kane, you are gonna take 1 through 3.

Jerking off on my mom is one thing...

I- I can't help it that I'm different.

Damn “Fan Zone”…

Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too. It's not gray.

Buzzy loves milk

- [ Chuckles ] - Morning.

You're dead to me. Over.

Sure thing, Grandma.

What are you, a knight of the Round Table? Come on.

No, no. That's impossible. We've never missed a payment.

Please sit on my face

- Go in there. Go in there. - Is this a good or a bad guy?

But im working on that

- What? - This.

The phone’s for you, I think it’s the devil

- No, no. It's like a mind power. Hit the red button. - Red.

Before we can roast it, I want to get the heat in the pan nice and high.

Look, we were just kidding,J.P.

I give you five minutes to pack up all your shit you don't want thrown away.

- Oh, I do. - I wanna smoke it.

Namaste, you guys.

Yo, that party was off the hook, kid.

Guess I'm not high enough to get that one

WHAT’S THIS? HGTV.

People will bow to it

I'm just saying it's cool. I mean, how many people get to say that in their lifetime?

It's Doug's Birthday! Let's fuckin' rage!

Hey what can I say? I'm a 35 year old prodigy.

Whoa. I don't know, man. I got a business to run.

It’s the future of outdoor skating

Initiate risk analysis

- Thanks for the ride. - You're welcome.

You're a hooker!

When the demon comes out of the cave, shoot him three times with the magic arrows.

By “Emmalee” do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?

Nice karma guy-blow