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And do you mind if I record this?
- [screeches]
[person screaming]
who I haven't seen in centuries,
- whoo, whoo! [laughter]
- [cackling]
I'm gonna go outside and bury it, uh, a-alive.
- If by better, you mean she has
- Oh, we got snakey fucking freud over here.
[muffled] no!
Your mother has given us the gift of her anger.
Let's hear it!
One ass mouth coming up.
giving you noogies, pissing in your hat,
- Cheers to us.
- Fine. Fine. Be out.
Satan's turned into a soft, little baby.
- Good, because when maximus dawnus begins,
so let's hurry this up. - Bring me to the antichrist.
First time you come to a school event,
When do we find time for anything?
[warbles]
- [hisses] - aah!
At least the water's back.
I'm gonna beat those mothers at their own game
- laura, this is beyond.
[chuckles] - [speaks language]
all these centuries because we like you?
I polled the kids around school,
- [screaming]
- I'm gonna age ten years tonight because of you.
Satan: And bogey, you're still--
All right, here we go. Here we go.
- [yelling]
Right, right. Baka: By a fucking snake!
jenny: Oh, my god. - Jesus christ.
♪ ♪
This is how you've been one-upping me, huh?
- This is the grossest shit I've ever seen.
Tenth time's charm, am I right?
I was just having my biannual bath
your mother's been off the grid for years.