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Mabel: Strong little spermies.
[indistinct chatter]
- Huh. Checkmate.
- I didn't ask for it. - You fucking needed it!
- [sighs] can I ask you something?
You know what? Fuck you! Fuck your mom!
so you might have to take care of her other chores.
Mabel: Run, boys, run.
- Whoo! Erwin: Place rod in dirt,
the micro-penis men's warehouse?
- cologne that smells like a wet dog.
- hello?
I can't even kill some soon-to-be
I need you.
- I don't even have a kid.
Frat bro 2: We're gonna be alive forever!
it worked! Yeah, motherfucker!
mom 3: Oh, god. Mom 4: No, not gossy.
- Didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up?
your need for her to be better.
[crunching]
bruce: ♪ just a natural fact ♪
And you must be amanda. Amanda: Uh, yes.
[bells dinging] [laughter]
- Aw, my little chrissy wissy poo's
- Uh, yeah. Yeah, I wa--I was, uh--
- a cadaver so juiced
- Butts. Delicious. Baka: Murder. Torture.
- Oh, I'm here for this moment, ladies.
linkedin thirst trap.
- She's a cool mom who drove me home
oh, don't mind if I do.
Mom 2: I say that all the time. - Mom, don't.
I'm bad grandma.
Who the hell is Amanda?
- Yo, is this a prank, bro?
I'm done. I'm out.
- [speaks language] [laughter]
for his pleasure. - [speaks language]
[dark dramatic music]
of our kids, right?
[both grunting]
Satan: Munching. - [baka growling]