Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She accused me of being a bad parent.
[leeches squelching]
- What exactly do you think is wrong with her?
in front of the students-- [groans]
Oh, the irony!
mom! Mom, help!
huh?
- oh, no, you don't.
- Look, the devil doesn't get twisties.
I friend.
You want me to do your taxes too?
Normal mom throwing a normal glass of whiskey
- [yelps] you dick.
- Yo, mabel, had some work done, huh?
- Yes. - Ladies, ladies,
a mind-altering substance abuse issue,
- Oh, fuck you! [all gasp]
I turn you into a true crime doc series,
guy 1: What's happening? Are they gonna kill us?
- Yeah. I used your employee discount.
[leeches squelching]
Gossy: [laughing nervously] okay, quite a grip.
[soft tense music]
[shouting unintelligibly]
- [gurgling]
that I'm really not a fuck-up! - Yeah! Back on top, baby.
- You cannot hurt us, child,
to get the gas back-- [gasps]
Bogey: Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!
[all screaming]
laura: Hello, ladies.
- My strength? She said that?
now let's shake things up.
- Uh, I wa--I was doing normal shit.
- I'm chill, baby.
- But we are here for you, child.
- I'm saving it for later.
- you go, girl.
Erwin: Chrissy! - [yelps]
Frat boys do it all the time.