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- I'm saving it for later.
- Look, the devil doesn't get twisties.
- Yes. - Ladies, ladies,
[soft tense music]
- I'm chill, baby.
Oh, the irony!
Bogey: Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!
[all screaming]
Gossy: [laughing nervously] okay, quite a grip.
She accused me of being a bad parent.
- Uh, I wa--I was doing normal shit.
- you go, girl.
- [yelps] you dick.
- Oh, fuck you! [all gasp]
I friend.
mom! Mom, help!
[leeches squelching]
- Yo, mabel, had some work done, huh?
- What exactly do you think is wrong with her?
[shouting unintelligibly]
- Yeah. I used your employee discount.
- My strength? She said that?
a mind-altering substance abuse issue,
- You cannot hurt us, child,
laura: Hello, ladies.
Erwin: Chrissy! - [yelps]
to get the gas back-- [gasps]
I turn you into a true crime doc series,
that I'm really not a fuck-up! - Yeah! Back on top, baby.
now let's shake things up.
- oh, no, you don't.
guy 1: What's happening? Are they gonna kill us?
Normal mom throwing a normal glass of whiskey
You want me to do your taxes too?
Frat boys do it all the time.
in front of the students-- [groans]
[leeches squelching]
- But we are here for you, child.
- [gurgling]
huh?