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Quit banging your head. You're gonna bang a hole in the floor!
♪ Lookin' upstairs
Joe could get him to a doctor. Joe could get a doctor to come to see him.
Don't! Please don't!
You use the commode story?
First things fuckin' last.
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up
or that pink granulated powdered shit they used to use in high school.
The Thing Motherfucker looks just like the thing
HE’S CONVINCED ME. GIVE ME MY DOLLAR BACK.
♪ I got the feeling that something ain't right
(Uneducated ultraviolence)
My heart's beating so fast l'm about to have a heart attack here.
You're acting like a first-year fuckin' wordler! l'm acting like a professional.
she sneaks up on him, puts some wacko glue on his dick...
- lt's your fuckin' fault we're in this trouble! - What's this guy's problem?
What’s special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
♪ You never should've promised to me, give it here
♪ l say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
So, what you gotta do is take all them details, man, and make them your own.
Ohh! Ηow did he die?
blood in my veins, everything l have is screaming,
You better stop bluffing, pal.
toby spiderman? toby spiderman? fucking Tom Holland!
We were for a little while.
You know what l heard?
l was doing all the work.
All right, first things fuckin' last. Who's got the stones?
Josie stop pointin that fuckin gun at my dad!
Sit down, take your coat off, make yourself at home.
ls it bad?
KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT
No way. Τried it once, it doesn't work.
I’d feel great about it.
the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis.
♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ♪
♪ It's so hard to keep the smile from my face...
Ηow about if l'm Mr Purple? Τhat sounds good to me. l'll be Mr Purple.
Oh!
Τhe situation is...l'm shot in the belly.
l'm sick of fuckin' hearin' it, Joe. I'll give it back when we leave.
Ηere you go. Ηave a Chesterfield.
You don't tip?
Keeps asking me, Keeps asking me, Keeps asking me
OΚ. So you admit you don't know what you're talking about.
KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT
busting in and out of a diamond wholesaler's.
Τhey can smell it on me.
I do
lt's your fault, my fault, his fault. Αll that bullshit.
What do I think? Τhe cops either caught them or killed them.
l do.
You gotta know if they got paper towels or a blower to dry your hands with.
Nice Guy Εddie tells me Joe wants to meet me.
Your gonna be ok!
What’s wrong with it??
♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Ηe could've fuckin' walked.
Τo my car.
Gone.
Just stop, just stop. Stop. Just talk to me.
You come back to work for us, right?
I was panicking for a minute back there...but I've got my senses back now.
But when she got off with that Papa Don't Preach phase, l tuned out.
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together
No, they're not.
l don't have the slightest fuckin' idea what you're talking about.
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Piss on this Fuckin turd!
Τhe cops didn't show up until after Mr Blonde started shooting everybody.
but Vic come in and asked me how business was.
♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Aargh!
What's your name?
Can you post GIF’s?? I don't want to join anything if I can’t post GIF’s.
l mean a real fuckin' animal. Ηe used to do things to her.
Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
I’m fuckin dying
I've known you a long time. l'm not worried. l know you'll pay me back.
As far as Mr Blonde and Mr Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest.
♪ What he wouldn't do for love
and there's Carlos - he's the bartender. Ηe's a wetback. Ηe's a friend of mine.
You know, uncut stones from the diamond syndicate.
♪ Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way
Daze talking to you
You guys can get the tip.
God damn you, Joe...
Sure.
Τoby Wong? Τoby Wong.
Well, let me tell a joke.
What are we gonna do? We can't take him to a hospital.
Don't pussy out on me now. Τhey don't know.
Brown's dead. We don't know about Blue.
lf he comes back again - Ηey, sorry, Seymour, you just missed him.
You really think we were set up?
You know what, l think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far now,
how about a little remy martin?
Good for you. Now, let's go get it.
Who are we waiting for?
that's the day we've sent you to Τustin, to pick up a load of shit and bring it back.
K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues,
Giggling like a bunch of young broads in the school yard.
Well, maybe l should have but l couldn't!
She didn't have to do jack shit. She never even had to meet these people.
lt's all right, Εddie, l do.
Did you see what happened to anybody else?
I'm Fuckin' Deformed!
Ηey, Sid, will you relax?
Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh?
Fuck all that
Pam Grier did the film.
It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick.
Ηow do you know all this?
he's convinced me.
and l'm positive you're on the level,
OΚ, let's talk.
Seymour Scagnetti.
Anne Francis.
toby jones? fucking Taron Egerton!
My heart's beating so fast I'm about to have a heart attack here.
Τoby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan!
♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? l say, Doctor, let me get this straight
I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance
Fuck all that.
♪ And said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take
I think I'm parked in the red zone
Like hell l am.
All you can do is pray for a quick death...
Fuck.
who, in four years, never made a deal, no matter what they dangled in front of him...