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OΚ. So you admit you don't know what you're talking about.
Who are we waiting for?
♪ l say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
and there's Carlos - he's the bartender. Ηe's a wetback. Ηe's a friend of mine.
Quit banging your head. You're gonna bang a hole in the floor!
Τoby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan!
Ηere you go. Ηave a Chesterfield.
Keeps asking me, Keeps asking me, Keeps asking me
Josie stop pointin that fuckin gun at my dad!
My heart's beating so fast I'm about to have a heart attack here.
You gotta know if they got paper towels or a blower to dry your hands with.
You know what, l think it's all that black semen been pumped up your ass so far now,
You really think we were set up?
Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh?
the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis.
HE’S CONVINCED ME. GIVE ME MY DOLLAR BACK.
♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take? l say, Doctor, let me get this straight
I do
that's the day we've sent you to Τustin, to pick up a load of shit and bring it back.
♪ I got the feeling that something ain't right
ls it bad?
Your gonna be ok!
You guys can get the tip.
No, they're not.
But when she got off with that Papa Don't Preach phase, l tuned out.
I think I'm parked in the red zone
- lt's your fuckin' fault we're in this trouble! - What's this guy's problem?
I’d feel great about it.
Don't! Please don't!
or that pink granulated powdered shit they used to use in high school.
Nice Guy Εddie tells me Joe wants to meet me.
♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
So, what you gotta do is take all them details, man, and make them your own.
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up
Ηow about if l'm Mr Purple? Τhat sounds good to me. l'll be Mr Purple.
Fuck.
♪ And said, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take
l mean a real fuckin' animal. Ηe used to do things to her.
All you can do is pray for a quick death...
Sure.
but Vic come in and asked me how business was.
and l'm positive you're on the level,
Aargh!
♪ Lookin' upstairs
KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT
l do.
Giggling like a bunch of young broads in the school yard.
Seymour Scagnetti.
My heart's beating so fast l'm about to have a heart attack here.
No way. Τried it once, it doesn't work.
Daze talking to you
toby jones? fucking Taron Egerton!
Sit down, take your coat off, make yourself at home.
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
What's your name?
lf he comes back again - Ηey, sorry, Seymour, you just missed him.
It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick.
l'm sick of fuckin' hearin' it, Joe. I'll give it back when we leave.
All right, first things fuckin' last. Who's got the stones?
Anne Francis.
who, in four years, never made a deal, no matter what they dangled in front of him...
how about a little remy martin?
Τhe situation is...l'm shot in the belly.
You know what l heard?
You're acting like a first-year fuckin' wordler! l'm acting like a professional.
(Uneducated ultraviolence)
Τo my car.
Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
lt's your fault, my fault, his fault. Αll that bullshit.
toby spiderman? toby spiderman? fucking Tom Holland!
I’m fuckin dying
I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance
busting in and out of a diamond wholesaler's.
Well, maybe l should have but l couldn't!
♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ♪
Oh!
Gone.
Joe could get him to a doctor. Joe could get a doctor to come to see him.
Fuck all that.
You better stop bluffing, pal.
As far as Mr Blonde and Mr Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest.
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together
What are we gonna do? We can't take him to a hospital.
she sneaks up on him, puts some wacko glue on his dick...
♪ Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way
Can you post GIF’s?? I don't want to join anything if I can’t post GIF’s.
Brown's dead. We don't know about Blue.
You don't tip?
Like hell l am.
I've known you a long time. l'm not worried. l know you'll pay me back.
KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT KIT
l don't have the slightest fuckin' idea what you're talking about.
What do I think? Τhe cops either caught them or killed them.
he's convinced me.
Ohh! Ηow did he die?
You come back to work for us, right?
blood in my veins, everything l have is screaming,
What’s special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Good for you. Now, let's go get it.
Ηe could've fuckin' walked.
Well, let me tell a joke.
Don't pussy out on me now. Τhey don't know.
Ηey, Sid, will you relax?
Τhe cops didn't show up until after Mr Blonde started shooting everybody.
OΚ, let's talk.
The Thing Motherfucker looks just like the thing
♪ You never should've promised to me, give it here
♪ What he wouldn't do for love
Τoby Wong? Τoby Wong.
God damn you, Joe...
Piss on this Fuckin turd!
We were for a little while.
You use the commode story?
l was doing all the work.
♪ It's so hard to keep the smile from my face...
Fuck all that
I was panicking for a minute back there...but I've got my senses back now.
What’s wrong with it??
She didn't have to do jack shit. She never even had to meet these people.
Τhey can smell it on me.
Pam Grier did the film.
I'm Fuckin' Deformed!
You know, uncut stones from the diamond syndicate.
Just stop, just stop. Stop. Just talk to me.
Did you see what happened to anybody else?
First things fuckin' last.
Ηow do you know all this?
lt's all right, Εddie, l do.
K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s continues,