Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

don't make me do this.

- Why not? - Ηe don't tip.

and bad acting is bullshit in this job.

Buddy, I’m gonna shoot you in the fucking face

How many cucks is that? A Lot.

All right, everybody cough up some green for the little lady.

l don't know what he did. Ηe just did things, all right?

l'm serious, man. l'm serious. l'm dead serious.

l'm not gonna say anything!

Ηoly shit, Orange is dead.

before l can move out on my own.

but l got my senses back now.

which...you ain't gonna get.

♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up

Shit. you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize

l'm sure you'll like it. Come on.

You're saying that Mr Blonde was gonna kill you,

Move it! Get out of the way!

l paid for your goddamn breakfast.

♪ And she said you make me happy

I’m fuckin deformed!!

and l meet Joe and a guy named Mr White.

♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you

- What? What's the matter? - Don't do this!

Hey Jessie Just sayingg

♪ Well, you started out with nothing

l told you l ain't talked to him!

l mean, the man was dying in my arms. What the fuck was l supposed to do?

Ηow the fuck do you think? Τhe cops shot him.

Ηe's doing 20 years in Susanville.

so they asked me to buy some for them when I was buying for me.

You knew how to handle that situation.

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize

- ..do some crazy things with it. - Was he all pissed off?

- Now! - Put the gun down!

Some line on some other transit system is the Purple line. You're the silver line!

♪ Give it here, come on!

She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't wanna go to the buy alone.

You're looking at me like it's my fault! l didn't tell him my name or where l was from!

Τhe reason is because of their tips.

♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up

What the fuck happened?

You put that fuckin' gun down now!

What makes you say that?

When the driller tells you No smokes until you tag bottom

Come on, you, cough up the ball you cheap bastard

♪ You say, woo-woo, ain't there nothin' l can take

Ηe's pissed? l told you he'd be pissed.

I'm hungry. Let's get a taco

We ain't taking him to a hospital.

♪ Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime

l used to work minimum wage

Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.

I’m fucking dying!

- What did he say? - Ηe said stay put.

You ain't heard Τrue Blue? lt was a big-ass hit for Madonna.

l didn't say l hadn't heard of it. What l asked is how's it go.

but tipping automatically is for the birds.

WHAT ARE WE ON A PLAYGROUND HERE HUH?! AM I THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL!?!?

IF THEY HADN’T HAVE DONE WHAT I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO, THEY’D STILL BE ALIVE

Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.

Αnd I said, Buddy, l'm gonna shoot you in the face,

Scagnetti. Fuck.

Τhey don't know each other so nobody wants to back down.

We’re supposed to be Fuckin professionals!

White and Pink, you come with me. lf Joe sees all these cars parked outside,

Τhe bullet in his belly is my fault.

- Ηold it! - Ηold it! Right there!

l'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

And this little idiot's looking right at me, nodding,

..bonehead running around the neighbourhood. Police brutality.

So what I want you to do is to go through the mugs

♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with…well, not you ♪

You're not gonna fuckin' die. You're gonna be fine.

When Joe gets here, he'll make you 100 percent again.

about the black female cop? She always used to say,

Dave, I’m sorry but I don’t know what’s happening

..l got my gun drawn, right,

Which one's Τrue Blue?

I was panicking for a moment, but I've got my senses back now.

- l gotta go. - Come on in.

You've convinced me, give me my £3000 back

- What for? - Ηis traffic ticket's got a warrant.

Hey, I changed my mind. Shoot this piece of Shit, will you?

l think he's just passed out.

♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman

♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take

- Come on, who's a tough guy? - l'm a tough guy.

What's done is done. We need you cool.

- She wasn't anything special. - What's special?

You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the roughnecks.

lf l have to tell you again to back off, we are gonna go round and round.

THE WORLD'S SMALLEST VIOLIN PLAYING JUST FOR THEATRICAL DISTRIBUTORS

Τhere's no need for this, man.

l've known Joe since l was a kid,

Ηow about a little Rémy Martin?

- What for? - Bad luck.

Oh, tell him to come in.

One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there! I didn't hear any sirens.

Hardy fucking har

And this non-college bullshit, l got two words for that - learn to fuckin' type.

- and Mr Pink. - Why am I Mr Pink?

- Ηow you doing, Τoothpick? - Ηey, Εddie.

I will shoot you in the face!

No, that you had your head up your ass.

Are you all through?

lt was like that every time l got caught buying weed.

my way or the highway

you know what this is? it's the world's smallest violin playing just for the oligarchs.

Please, don't leave me.

I don't really give a good fuck what you know or don't know.

Daylight, during business hours, dealing with a crowd.

- Ηe don't believe in it. - Shut up.