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Hardy fucking har
- What for? - Ηis traffic ticket's got a warrant.
about the black female cop? She always used to say,
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman
Some line on some other transit system is the Purple line. You're the silver line!
- l gotta go. - Come on in.
You ain't heard Τrue Blue? lt was a big-ass hit for Madonna.
l think he's just passed out.
..l got my gun drawn, right,
You put that fuckin' gun down now!
THE WORLD'S SMALLEST VIOLIN PLAYING JUST FOR THEATRICAL DISTRIBUTORS
l'm...sorry...
lf l have to tell you again to back off, we are gonna go round and round.
When the driller tells you No smokes until you tag bottom
..bonehead running around the neighbourhood. Police brutality.
♪ Well, you started out with nothing
- and Mr Pink. - Why am I Mr Pink?
She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't wanna go to the buy alone.
Now say it!
- Now! - Put the gun down!
You've convinced me, give me my £3000 back
Oh, tell him to come in.
♪ And she said you make me happy
We’re supposed to be Fuckin professionals!
Are you all through?
What makes you say that?
Τhe reason is because of their tips.
WHAT ARE WE ON A PLAYGROUND HERE HUH?! AM I THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL!?!?
Τhey don't know each other so nobody wants to back down.
before l can move out on my own.
Τhe bullet in his belly is my fault.
l says to him,
Buddy, I’m gonna shoot you in the fucking face
♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drink them both up
And this little idiot's looking right at me, nodding,
- What did he say? - Ηe said stay put.
And this non-college bullshit, l got two words for that - learn to fuckin' type.
- What? What's the matter? - Don't do this!
l mean, the man was dying in my arms. What the fuck was l supposed to do?
l'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
You knew how to handle that situation.
don't make me do this.
No, that you had your head up your ass.
I don't really give a good fuck what you know or don't know.
if that
Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.
You're looking at me like it's my fault! l didn't tell him my name or where l was from!
- She wasn't anything special. - What's special?
Dave, I’m sorry but I don’t know what’s happening
How many cucks is that? A Lot.
and bad acting is bullshit in this job.
♪ Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
Ηow about a little Rémy Martin?
- What for? - Bad luck.
l paid for your goddamn breakfast.
- Ηow you doing, Τoothpick? - Ηey, Εddie.
Which one's Τrue Blue?
l'm not gonna say anything!
You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize
l didn't say l hadn't heard of it. What l asked is how's it go.
Shit. you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize
♪ Give it here, come on!
All right, everybody cough up some green for the little lady.
l'm serious, man. l'm serious. l'm dead serious.
I’m fuckin deformed!!
Ηe's doing 20 years in Susanville.
I’m fucking dying!
l don't know what he did. Ηe just did things, all right?
I'm hungry. Let's get a taco
I will shoot you in the face!
so they asked me to buy some for them when I was buying for me.
♪ You say, woo-woo, ain't there nothin' l can take
but l got my senses back now.
Move it! Get out of the way!
l told you l ain't talked to him!
♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Daylight, during business hours, dealing with a crowd.
Hey, I changed my mind. Shoot this piece of Shit, will you?
Ηow the fuck do you think? Τhe cops shot him.
IF THEY HADN’T HAVE DONE WHAT I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO, THEY’D STILL BE ALIVE
What the fuck happened?
My Dad....
Scagnetti. Fuck.
Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.
Come on, you, cough up the ball you cheap bastard
but tipping automatically is for the birds.
real juicy.
White and Pink, you come with me. lf Joe sees all these cars parked outside,
So what I want you to do is to go through the mugs
♪ l say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' l can take
l'm OΚ.
When Joe gets here, he'll make you 100 percent again.
l've known Joe since l was a kid,
Αnd I said, Buddy, l'm gonna shoot you in the face,
Τhere's no need for this, man.
You're not gonna fuckin' die. You're gonna be fine.
We ain't taking him to a hospital.
One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there! I didn't hear any sirens.
Ηoly shit, Orange is dead.
Larry...
jkgv kjh
- Ηold it! - Ηold it! Right there!
- Ηe don't believe in it. - Shut up.
Ηe's pissed? l told you he'd be pissed.
so...sorry.
you know what this is? it's the world's smallest violin playing just for the oligarchs.
and l meet Joe and a guy named Mr White.
Please, don't leave me.
- Come on, who's a tough guy? - l'm a tough guy.
- ..do some crazy things with it. - Was he all pissed off?
♪ Here I am, stuck in the middle with…well, not you ♪
my way or the highway
You're saying that Mr Blonde was gonna kill you,
- Why not? - Ηe don't tip.
Jesus Christ!
I was panicking for a moment, but I've got my senses back now.
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the roughnecks.
Hey Jessie Just sayingg
which...you ain't gonna get.
What's done is done. We need you cool.
l'm sure you'll like it. Come on.
l used to work minimum wage
lt was like that every time l got caught buying weed.