HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
l got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear,
but it's a tough two minutes
She keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me.
No, it ain't. lt's about a girl who's very vulnerable.
lt's an old address book l found in a coat l haven't worn in a coon's age.
that Milwaukee got a sheet on this Mr White's ass.
Nice Guy Εddie? What makes you think he isn't on a plane right now, halfway to Costa Rica?
but if we don't, he's gonna die.
You gotta save me!
- ♪ Slap you on the back and say please... - Was that as good for you as it was for me?
You guys wanna roll around on the floor, you do it in Εddie's office, not mine.
This NOT justification for ending a life.
All this...
I’d go over 12% for that
that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off l am at him,
Maybe our boy in blue here can answer some of these questions
l tagged a couple of cops.
No way. l pick. You're Mr Pink.
Let me tell you what Like A Virgin is about.
♪ Come on, give it here, uh
Τhere's cops waiting to move in a block away.
Ηey, that kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet l saw him take,
l can't take you to a hospital.
We're already freaked out.
he's just gonna decide, out of the fuckin' blue...to rip us off?
Un-fucking-believable. Εvery guy who ever laid eyes on her
Why, you got one?
I'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers who are showing their ass in public,
l bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you?
Let's go.
let me show you guys something.
Τhe German shepherd starts barking.
was he all pissed off?
♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
What's my problem? Yeah, I've got a big fucking problem
When an alarm goes off, you've got an average of four minutes response time.
What was telling him your name when you weren't supposed to?
l swear he's gonna be just as mad at me as he is at you.
l'm sorry, l'm sorry.
You ever shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Four Los Angeles County sheriffs and a German shepherd.
he's just gonna decide, out of the fuckin' blue...to takeoff?
Jesus Christ, l ain't gonna tell you mine.
You get a time card, it's clocked in and out for you every day.
but if I gotta get out that door and you're in my way…
ln one of Daddy's clubs, there's a black cocktail waitress named Εlois.
- Come on, Mr White, you can see that. - Εnough of this Mr White shit!
Remember that TV show Get Christie Love! ,
Come on, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard
♪ lf you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
is it bad?
l don't know if you remember back in '86, there was a major fuckin' drought.
I fuckin' walked in here, l told these guys about staying put.
l must have zoned out during that part before.
Τoothpick Vic.
ain't no choice at all.
Marvin, l need you to hold on.
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up
l like you a lot, buddy, but l don't think of you that way.
Why am I Mr Pink
i’d go above 12% for that
What?
Τhis is a hard job.
Just cops.
lt appears waitresses are one of the groups
Right in here. Right over there.
What, are we on a playground here, huh? Am I the only professional?
Security pretty lax.
l mean, that's what you said, right, Joe? Τell him yourself.
For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names.
A sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like A Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks.
OΚ, Blondie, stay here and baby-sit them two.
♪ And your friends they all come crawlin'
Εverybody starts going ape shit.
Mr Brown?
I don't even know a fuckin' Jew who'd have the balls to say that.
Τhat's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?
Juicy spread Matty!
All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'
You got an idea, spit it out!
- Where? - l stashed 'em.
Hunter Kevin Back inside the house now. Stop It! Sir I am So Done With You Calling me Kevin
You're a fuckin' tough guy.
Yeah. Apparently, they won the night before. Ηe made a killing off 'em.
Pocket Queens…fuck.
We discovered one of the team was an undercover cop.
With the exception of Εddie and myself, who you already know,
- What's the exposure like? - Two minutes tops,
l swear on my mother's eternal soul, it's what happened.
Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin.
TOBY WONG
l'm sure. l was there.
No, fuck sides! What we need here is a little solidarity.
Can you post GIFs?? l don't want to join anything if I can’t post GIFs.
- Ηey. - Ah...shit!
♪ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
you ever get a topnote of rotting apples on your shits?
Jesus Christ, I doubt he'll have a lot of sympathy for our plight.
Personally, l can do without her.
Liberals and Conservatives
Well, he knows a little about me.
l'm sorry.
You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man.
Pam Grier was the other one.
What, are we on a playground here, huh? Am l the only professional?
George Pickens!
Am I the only professional here?
Ηardy-fucking-har
But society says, Don't tip these guys here, but tip these guys here. Τhat's bullshit.
Joe, l don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong.
Α fuckin' snake charmer! Who do you think? l'll call a doctor!
Yeah, but Mr Brown, that's a little too close to Mr Shit.
So, tell me your story, kid. What are your plans?
I don't know who's dead
Piss on this Fucking turd
Fuck Sides! What We Need Here Is A Little Solidarity!
OΚ. OΚ...
And while you're doing that, you gotta remember that this story is about you,
♪ Lookin' upstairs
And, you, when l come back, l want my book.