HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
You ever shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Marvin, l need you to hold on.
Τhat's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?
I don't even know a fuckin' Jew who'd have the balls to say that.
What's my problem? Yeah, I've got a big fucking problem
Four Los Angeles County sheriffs and a German shepherd.
is it bad?
Liberals and Conservatives
Yeah. Apparently, they won the night before. Ηe made a killing off 'em.
was he all pissed off?
♪ You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Pam Grier was the other one.
Un-fucking-believable. Εvery guy who ever laid eyes on her
With the exception of Εddie and myself, who you already know,
Joe, l don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong.
Remember that TV show Get Christie Love! ,
ain't no choice at all.
What, are we on a playground here, huh? Am l the only professional?
Mr Brown?
Εverybody starts going ape shit.
Nice Guy Εddie? What makes you think he isn't on a plane right now, halfway to Costa Rica?
l swear on my mother's eternal soul, it's what happened.
No way. l pick. You're Mr Pink.
I’d go over 12% for that
♪ She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
♪ And your friends they all come crawlin'
Maybe our boy in blue here can answer some of these questions
Α fuckin' snake charmer! Who do you think? l'll call a doctor!
- What's the exposure like? - Two minutes tops,
l like you a lot, buddy, but l don't think of you that way.
l can't take you to a hospital.
Let me tell you what Like A Virgin is about.
l tagged a couple of cops.
l'm sorry.
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up
A sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like A Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks.
George Pickens!
You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man.
but it's a tough two minutes
Τhere's cops waiting to move in a block away.
Can you post GIFs?? l don't want to join anything if I can’t post GIFs.
Right in here. Right over there.
All this...
l'm sorry, l'm sorry.
TOBY WONG
Jesus Christ, l ain't gonna tell you mine.
lt appears waitresses are one of the groups
You get a time card, it's clocked in and out for you every day.
For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names.
Jesus Christ, I doubt he'll have a lot of sympathy for our plight.
You're a fuckin' tough guy.
We discovered one of the team was an undercover cop.
You got an idea, spit it out!
OΚ, Blondie, stay here and baby-sit them two.
Ηey, that kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet l saw him take,
This NOT justification for ending a life.
And, you, when l come back, l want my book.
And while you're doing that, you gotta remember that this story is about you,
Security pretty lax.
Well, he knows a little about me.
let me show you guys something.
We're already freaked out.
Why am I Mr Pink
Come on, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard
Am I the only professional here?
l bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you?
I'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers who are showing their ass in public,
No, it ain't. lt's about a girl who's very vulnerable.
that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off l am at him,
you ever get a topnote of rotting apples on your shits?
he's just gonna decide, out of the fuckin' blue...to takeoff?
What, are we on a playground here, huh? Am I the only professional?
but if we don't, he's gonna die.
l swear he's gonna be just as mad at me as he is at you.
Hunter Kevin Back inside the house now. Stop It! Sir I am So Done With You Calling me Kevin
l must have zoned out during that part before.
♪ Lookin' upstairs
ln one of Daddy's clubs, there's a black cocktail waitress named Εlois.
No, fuck sides! What we need here is a little solidarity.
but if I gotta get out that door and you're in my way…
Personally, l can do without her.
You gotta save me!
l'm sure. l was there.
Τhis is a hard job.
- Where? - l stashed 'em.
Piss on this Fucking turd
l mean, that's what you said, right, Joe? Τell him yourself.
When an alarm goes off, you've got an average of four minutes response time.
But society says, Don't tip these guys here, but tip these guys here. Τhat's bullshit.
Just cops.
lt's an old address book l found in a coat l haven't worn in a coon's age.
♪ lf you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do
Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin.
- Come on, Mr White, you can see that. - Εnough of this Mr White shit!
Pocket Queens…fuck.
What?
- Ηey. - Ah...shit!
Ηardy-fucking-har
Τhe German shepherd starts barking.
i’d go above 12% for that
he's just gonna decide, out of the fuckin' blue...to rip us off?
that Milwaukee got a sheet on this Mr White's ass.
All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'
She keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me.
You guys wanna roll around on the floor, you do it in Εddie's office, not mine.
Fuck Sides! What We Need Here Is A Little Solidarity!
l got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear,
♪ Come on, give it here, uh
Why, you got one?
I fuckin' walked in here, l told these guys about staying put.
Yeah, but Mr Brown, that's a little too close to Mr Shit.
Τoothpick Vic.
What was telling him your name when you weren't supposed to?
Juicy spread Matty!
l don't know if you remember back in '86, there was a major fuckin' drought.
I don't know who's dead
Let's go.
♪ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
So, tell me your story, kid. What are your plans?
- ♪ Slap you on the back and say please... - Was that as good for you as it was for me?
OΚ. OΚ...