Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Look where we are. We made it. - Larry...
l don't know. l ain't talked to him.
Ηuh? ls he dead or what?
No, you wouldn't. You'd keep me for yourself.
and get this Scagnetti fuck off your back.
Just look in my eyes, Larry. Look in my eyes.
Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, you got four minutes before they can respond.
Ηow was Long Beach Mike's referral?
Lookit, l'm not gonna bullshit you, OΚ?
l... l ain't heard that song since it was big.
Why don't you tell me the theory about what HS Art REALLY is?!
♪ I got the feeling that something ain't right
Come on, who's a tough guy? Huh?
Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo known as Stealer's Wheel,
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing for the Democrats.
and we're making good on our commitment to him,
Ηe slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear and was gonna burn him alive.
are you gonna quack all day, little psyduck...
Let's go over it. Where are you?
If They Hadn't done what I told them not to do…
Nobody's going anywhere.
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing for kevin smith
I dunno who's dead, I dunno who's alive I dunno who's caught, I dunno who's not
Fuck YOU! I'M FUCKING DYING HERE!
- No! - Jesus Christ!
from a diddled-eyed Joe to a damned-if-l-know,
What cancer patients feel when jada hines about alopecia
You go to the station to pick up the buyer with the weed on you?
Τhis cop?
and she's begging me to sell it.
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When it was big, l must have heard it a million trillion fuckin' times.
What'd Joe say?
All right, enough of this shit! Break it up!
We've been here a long fuckin' time. She's only filled my cup three times.
with any trigger-happy madman who almost gets me shot!
Τhat's what Τrue Blue's about. Granted, no argument about that.
and l don't want any talk about yourself personally.
or are you gonna bite?
Wait, wait. Don't tell me your fuckin' name. I don't wanna know it.
First there's the shock of it. Bam, right in the face.
She hooked up with Frank McGarr.
Τhis fuckin' guy slashes my face and he cuts my fuckin' ear off!
It’s ok, DP. I do. That lump of shit think’s he’s tattling on me
Τoo fuckin' busy shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.
Dave, I’m sorry but I don’t know what the hell’s happening
a fuckin' jungle bunny slits some old woman's throat for 25 cents,
When l walk through the door they all stop what they were talking about and they looked at me.
- and Mr Pink. - Why am I Mr Pink?
you're gonna be OΚ.
- l got a few questions of my own. - You ain't dying, he is!
Because l spoke to him on the phone and he said he's on the way down here.
Sick fuck
So, you know, then like nothing, the guy snaps out of it
- Mr Pink. - Mr Pink?
We made it. We made it.
l take it this is the bastard you told me about?
Τhe little one. Τhen tell him his thumb's next.
you ever get a topnote of rotting apples on your shits?
After waiting three goddamn days by the fuckin' phone, he calls me last night
and then when we got back he was gonna kill us,
Vic, l'm so glad somebody's finally here who knows what's going on.
Why the fuck would Joe hire a guy like that?
Freddy?
People were living on resin, smoking the wood in their pipes for months.
You gotta be naturalistic You gotta be naturalistic as hell
Shit! You call me Dusty in a dream, you better wake up and apologise.
We're gonna blow you away!
Because if he's not lying and it really is Τhai stick then it's great, but it never is!
I dunno who's dead, I dunno who's ailve. I dunno who's caught, I dunno who's not.
If you fucking beat this prick long enough he'll tell you he started the goddamn chicago fire
Listen, I'm sorry. l should have picked you up myself.
You might get some bitch talk shit to you,
Do you even doubt it, man?
l just want you to know that it meant a lot to me.
Without medical attention, he will die for sure.
- l don't... - Fuck you and fuck Joe!
l wasn't even gonna come here. l was gonna just drive off,
Look, l know l'm no piece of shit, and I'm pretty sure you're OK,
- You fuckin' assholes turn a jewellery store... - Don't you call me an asshole!
You ever listen to OG 97.9’s Number-One Noises of the 90s?
You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin.
Ηe begged me to do it.
What the fuck are you talking about?
and I got it pointed right at this guy and l tell him, Freeze! Don't fuckin' move!
Yeah, l know.
A lot.
l'm right about that, right, that's correct, that's your story?
Long Beach Mike is a fuckin' scumbag. Ηe is selling out his amigos.
so let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, all right?
What happened to Marcellus Spivey? Didn't he always move your ice?
You don't even work there.
Ηow can you be so sure?
you're telling me that this very good friend of mine,
l'm trying to watch Τhe Lost Boys. When l get some, l'll let you know.
♪ Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
TOBY WONG
OΚ. Let's go through what happened.
♪ You promised me the day that you quit your boyfriend
He was the only one I wasn’t 100% on
Τhey can smell it, sure as that fuckin' dog can.
I’m acting like a fucking professional
You ever get a topnote of rotting apples On your shits?
Fuck jail, man!
l'll follow you. You ditch 'em.
Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.
l told you, l don't know anything about any fuckin' setup.
Move it! Move out of the way!
Ηey, are you OΚ?
You memorise what's important, the rest you make your own, all right?
Ηey, just cancel that shit right now.
l mean, it's obvious he's barking at me.
Ηe'll fix him right up.
Now, Vic here's got a parole problem.
And I said, buddy, I’m gonna shoot you in the fucking face
Τhis is the first time l ever realised that the girl singing the song is the one who shot Αndy.
Ηow about a little Rémy Martin?
Εxcuse me, l didn't realise you had a degree in medicine.
l'm gonna die.
Τake you in the back and suck your dick?
And he's still looking at me, nodding his head, you know, l know, buddy. l know. l know.
We got a guy who's shot in the belly.
We're just getting ready for a big meeting now in Vegas.
but l'd like to know when l can come back, you know, do some real work.
It’s alright DP. I do. That lump of shit thinks he’s tattling on me online
Ηe'll be right down.
Fuck you! I’m fuckin' dying here!
What are you, a fuckin' silent partner?
He's... He's a cool guy.
. .
Never mind what you normally would do.
while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fuckin' jokes.
Anyway, we get to the train station and we're waiting for the guy.