HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Why is my Aurora pink?
Man, could you believe Mr Blonde?
so you gotta know all the details about the men's room.
WHAT ARE WE ON A PLAYGROUND HERE?! AM I THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL!?!?
bless your heart for what you're trying to do.
Why don't you tell me what really happened?
l'm sad about that but some fellas are lucky and some ain't.
This president?
A few cops.
l was buying for four or five different fuckin' people.
All right, now you're using your fuckin' head.
l don't know what to tell you, Marvin.
Reservoir Dogs
- Τhe cops were waiting for us, man! - Bullshit.
Mr Pink sounds like Mr Pussy.
Clown Jokers
Τhat's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal.
Ηe don't tip? What do you mean, you don't tip?
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right... Here I am Stuck In The Middle With You
Now, apparently, Lady Ε was married to a real piece of dog shit.
Τhat ain't a bad Idea. Let's get him the fuck out of here.
You kids shouldn't play so rough -
You'll be safe, man.
l don't wanna do this.
♪ Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
Ηey!
Come on, guys. Nobody wants this.
So who's the rat this time?
Vic, you're not gonna lift shit.
Listen to me - you're gonna be fine.
Dead as Dillinger.
♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
An undercover cop's gotta be Marlon Brando, right?
Fellas, l don't mean to holler at you.
You're right, this is bad.
I don't know. He's funny.
Fuck
Ηe was the only one l wasn't 100 percent on.
Wong!
♪ Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way
Ηe's a fuckin' asshole.
Τhey'd say, Ηey, dude, you getting some?
lt's the black Palos Verdes.
Get out of the fuckin' car!
What happened to you? I figured you were dead.
l'll be right down.
Εxcuse me, pal,
Ladera Ηeights - that's the black Beverly Ηills.
So hold on, buddy boy, hold on.
We had just gotten away from the cops. Ηe just got shot.
Ηe's right about the ear - it's hacked off.
When this caper's over, and l'm sure it's gonna be a successful one,
- We have fuckin' made it. - Ohh!
You talked to Εddie? Why the fuck didn't you say that in the first place?
Nobody tells me shit. You can torture me all you want.
l was saying something. What was it?
or a bank that you robbed in St Petersburg.
He's convinced me. Give me my dollar back.
Αll I want you guys to talk about if you have to, is what you're gonna do.
All right, first things fuckin' last.
We still gotta get out of here, you know.
Εddie, l hate for you to hear it like this,
You're gonna be OΚ!
telling him not to worry, everything's gonna be OK, I'm gonna take care of him,
WHAT THE HELL FOR?
l just want you to relax now, OΚ?
l gotta go along with Pink on that one. I've seen it happen.
It's no joke. l'm in there. l'm up his ass.
so don't you be calling him a rat!
What? Wait, wait. You didn't tell him your name, did you?
- Not these guys. - Oh, yeah, those guys too.
As opposed to good?
he gets Doris Day for a parole officer.
Long Beach Mike is not your fuckin' amigo, man.
one thing l wanna make clear to you - l don't have a boss.
You wanna fuck with me? l'll show you who you're fucking with.
he's gonna help you out. Ηe's gonna take care of you.
You gotta be naturalistic. You gotta be naturalistic as hell.
Would you repeat it?
had to jack off to her at least once.
Because you’re a faggot
Because he’s a faggot alright
l'd go over 12 percent for that.
From Ladera Ηeights.
You didn't know Vicki Lawrence was the one who shot Andy?
for putting me in the same room as that bastard.
Like A Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella.
When you're from New Mexico, and live in Colorado
Niggers
I think I'm parked in the red zone
No! Stupid citizen doesn't know how close he came to getting blown away.
featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's truck The Behemoth.
Oh, yeah, with that invisible bitch and Flame On and shit.
We ain't got the slightest ldea what happened to Mr Blonde and Mr Blue.
l'm sorry!
No, that was Ηoney West.
I’m acting like a professional! You’re acting like a first-time rioter!
Just drop me on the sidewalk. l'll take care of myself.
You wish.
You're making a terrible mistake. I'm not gonna let you make it.
All right, l'm cool.
Shut up!
l ignored it before, but no more.
This is YOUR FAULT
What the hell do you think we've been asking?
You guys been listening to Κ-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s Weekend?
- A little. - About what?
and let's settle this with a fuckin' conversation.
l haven't had a chance to think.
MOTHERFUCK MY CUNT!!!!!! SHITHOLE!!
Τo do this job, you gotta be a great actor.
Why don't you tell me the theory about what HS Art REALLY is?!
You'll find me a different character there.
lt should be about a buck apiece.
l'm just standing there, drenched in panic,
♪ Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
Come on, throw in a buck.
it would appear that the swansons are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis
Τhe entire song - it's a metaphor for big dicks.
Can you move the ice afterwards? l don't know nobody that can move ice.