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-You're okay? -Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
This is something who gave its life so I would not go hungry.
...choosing to have a family was the right choice for me.
Why is that?
I didn't fucking do shit to you, what the fuck!
He just wouldn't check out without so much as leaving a note, you know.
What the...? No, no, fucking don't you... No, no!
Sorry.
What? No! No, please don't...!
...and he's supposed to hook us up with some hot-ass senoritas.
Okay.
This is good Amsterdam shit.
I've been all over the world. You know, I've been everywhere.
You are so far from home.
...people have lost their relationship with food.
But this, this is something you never forget, right?
You fucking whore.
Look at this.
In fact, I am the one paying them.
Dude, did I tell you I saw a girl drown when I was 8?
Okay? So can we go?
What did you go for, a local?
Hey, I know what to do.
...in there.
Fuck.
...if we see him, or he is picked up, or something happen...
-Yeah, baby. Josh, give it to me, baby. -Okay, all right. Okay, stop!
Fuck. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hold still. Hold still.
Here are your keys.
-She's adorable. -She's a little cutie, yeah.
How are you gonna get over your chick if you don't bang some new pussy?
-Dude, what happened? -Any Dutch people in Amsterdam?
Fuck. Get the fuck off me!
I think that's illegal even in Amsterdam.
Converter. Okay, whatever, where is this art show...
Where is...? Where is Oli?
-Dollar. -Here you go.
Oh, no.
Can't you keep your Viking ass in your pants for, like, two seconds?
Relax. Relax, bro.
...he holds the very essence of life in his hands.
Two three seven.
It was fine. It was whatever.
There.