Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I sent no signal. -Yeah, wink-wink. I get it.

[Barbara] Jeopardy! doesn't give questions, Marty, they give answers.

I feel like I should tell your dad,

And we know Jessi is reading the book,

What do you mean by "party"?

-[farts] -[gasps] Oh, Marty!

They're a crutch, but they cut right to the chase.

[guitar strums]

so there's this knight, Gustavo of Sevilla,

Or maybe I could just put it in my backpack.

-We're having fun. -This is fun.

Um, I mean, yeah, I guess I think I know what you mean.

But if he's right it changes everything.

It's weird, too, because they're veiny but there's no hair.

Ugh. This thing's like an Ace bandage.

Like when your mother showed you Dirty Dancin'.

A woman's bosom should resemble the wild, sweet oranges of Valencia

And as your friend, I want to help you out

-Don't tell me you didn't know that. -Of course I did.

[sighs] Here goes something.

Oh, this looks good.

[Marty] All right, who is "you know what the hell I meant"?

[laughs] It's like, "Shut up, nerd, we're just trying to get drunk!"

President of Books, Comptroller of...

Do it now! Do the speech now!

There's a reason all the girls are reading this book.

-I'm reading. -I never put it on paper,

[Barbara] I'm worried about Alex Trebek. He looks too skinny.