Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's no way girls are as horny as I am.
and he loves her so much but they can never truly be together
But Ms. Razz said that it had to be on a work of historical fiction.
with a red bra on my dick, I'd want somebody to touch my dick, right?
Well, how about that? Plump tomato did it this time.
[plays upbeat music]
but I'm scared he'll hit me in the head with that big pillowcase of watermelons.
I'm doing mine on the current issue of Abraca-Daily.
(Slow mo voice) whoa.
So The Rock of Gibraltar, it's about sex
by their children talking about what's sexy.
Yeah. It was like a feeling in my stomach, but deep down.
This is the library. Please go away, I am reading.
-I know. -[rumbling from bathroom]
You tell Shannon you do not want nice.
-Read that book. -Yeah, I think I should.
Are you up to the part where she grooms him with sweet almond oil?
Did Diane tell you we read it together?
Can I get some privacy?
[guitar strums]
I have to say, you are not what I was expecting.
the book takes place during the Moorish rule in Spain,
because... I don't like him.
and drives me passionately to you.
Some might say it's weird they're getting turned on
I'm not mad you're not a horse, I'm mad that you don't love me
It's like, is he seeing a doctor because there could be something wrong.
You mean a gaping butthole and ten clits?
There's telescopes and compasses and Islamic art,
but technically champagne is from one specific region in France.
-Can I borrow Rock of Gibraltar ? -Fine.
and I think this red bra scares both of us.
Girls walking around school reading porn,
Know that I will never tame you, unless that is what you wish.
We will face tomorrow when it comes.
Mom, I want something... voluptuous.
I thought you might like to borrow my copy of The Rock of Gibraltar.
Well, up top, la-la-la-la,
and evidently, that's one of their triggers.
-Yes. -You ever actually fuck a tomato?
Oh, my God, girls get horny.
Okay, show-off. What are you, Mr. Library now?
Not in this case. This is a, you know, a departure,